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i was at the bus stop just now, and this guy came up and aksed me:
"mate, have there been many buses go by?"
don't be bad
he don't know where you're going
all of them.
that he didn't know that
he was waiting there to see if any of them caught his fancy. Then he was going to buy them ALL anyway.
Apple are just taking the piss now.
went into my local newsagents and asked if they had any jobs going. the woman replied "what here?"
NO AT THE FISH AND CHIP SHOP UP THE ROAD YOU UGLY GREY TOOTHED SLLLLLAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
fun to say.