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it would be: Do not buy the Fairtrade Orange&Carrot juice.
What would yours be?
tomorrow. ALRIGHT!!!! because it smells and its hot.
My tip is: have as much sex as you can while you are young. When you are 70 you will think back and wonder to what happened to all of those lost opportunities.
My god, I would never have guessed.
but my best friend and I always have this conversation where it goes:
Something like: 'Yes, but I shouldn't really...'
And then: 'But yes! You should! Think about when you are 70 and not getting it anymore...'
And then silence followed by: 'Yeah, good point.'
End of dialogue.
Person A: "I hate him, I wish I could kill him"
Person B: "You know you should, think about when you are 70 and will be too feeble to kick the shit of people anymore"
Person A: "Yeah, good point"
By all means sleep in your make up - But whatever you do, at the point you have to erase the excess mascarra and eyeliner from underneath your eyes, use a decent makeup remover for the eyes.
My hot tip is camomile solution from the bodyshop (not all that expensive, and not greasy so doesn't smear or make it all messier when you attempt to remove it like other solutions.)
Don't mean to sound like an advert, but I look much younger than I am and put it down to this sort of foresight 10 years ago.
My other tip is: there's times in your life when you've just got to say 'what the f*ck.' But equally, there's times when you've got to stop saying 'what the f*ck'
grateful, or a little bit bemused...
Just seen your profile pic and think the make up remover tip is priceless.....Oh wtf!
tell me about it
do not go together
that inflatable 4ft phallus, but you'll kick yourself if you don't have it in the event
should wear a special t-shirt so I can find them
and very Pet Shop Boys looking yellow goggles also do not go together.
I said Very Pet Shop Boys which is quite clever isn't it?
thinks that anything with the word 'carrot' in it is ever going to be a good idea?
carrot cake? HUH?
carrot sticks and houmous. thats a great idea.
Which is what my ex husband did just before I left him. Whoops.