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ordering food in a restaurant
last night i went to a pizzeria and they did that annoying thing of listing everything on the menu in italian. i always feel like an utter dufus because i don't know whether to attempt the italian accent and come off sounding like a pretentious twat OR coming across like a common ignoramous and saying Italian words in an essex accent, which sounds shit as well. so it's a basically lose/lose situation.