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...is not a significant number. Not normally. However, in this instance, I will make a post of such shimmering, blinding brilliance that www.drownedinsound.com and several adjacent domains will collapse at the merest hint of inquiry.
Before this happens however, 86% of anyone reading this post will accept me as their new lord and saviour. 4% will suffer an immediate Dysembryoplastic neuroepithelial embolism. And whoever is left will simply be left incapable of meaningful reaction. They will be stuck in a horrific and nightmarish emotional limbo; dimly aware that they have just witnessed an event of staggering significance, yet unable to formulate the appropriate social response needed to tell themselves that they've reacted correctly. These people will spend the rest of their lives sitting blankly in front of their monitors, mouthing "Wut? Wut? Wut? Wut? Wut? Wut?"
And then things will carry on as normal. Mostly.