weird everyday fetishes
not in a kinky way like.. just odd things you like
girls with fringes drive me crazy....i fancy them no matter how beautiful/ugly they are.
what are yours?
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agree, nearly all girls look much better with fringes. Er, yeah, good hair? All my interests are settled firmly into the mundane.
good thread
daily turnons
1) hot hipster girls in shoreditch
2) nice camera lenses!
3) SHOES! SHOES! SHOES!.. sometimes I see people's shoes before I see their faces.
4) construction zones
3)
Agreed. Shoes are important.
ginger girls
short girls
hey i'm totally in there!
as for me, i used to think that guys wearing skinny jeans looked really stupid but something has happened to make me lust after any man with a skinny little arse & legs squeezed into tight jeans. i cannot explain it.
it's the rod jones complex obviously. and because of that, jumping around like a crazy person, brandishing a guitar also accelerates the lust.
ie. the guy jumping around like a crazy person, brandishing a guitar,
not me.
your perfect man:
johnny borrell
ugh, no thanks.
i'm going to change that from 'any man with a skinny little arse & legs squeezed into tight jeans' to 'they must be pretty... and also have a skinny little arse & legs squeezed into tight jeans'.
yeah but
he is a skinny bastard and he does the guitar thing you mentioned. he's perfect!
but
his face is a bit...
haha
but he's a rock star, surely that supercedes his ugliness?
yeah but he's a rubbish rock star
in a rubbish band!
as i said, give me rod jones any day! in fact i am expecting a marriage proposal quite soon... (in my dreams)
red/pink hair
no idea why.
Half-Asians
luckily going out with one :)
Me three!
Hooray!
eurasians or red/pink hair
yeah, me too
men with long hair
it's a serious, serious weakness of mine. i fancy them all.
even jesus?
boys with lots of tattoos
will always get my attention.
even jesus?
yes
girls with tattoos... just as long as they dont have more than me!
girls with tattoos on their feet
so, so, so hot
I think you have a foot fetish as well.
i don't find feet on their own sexual at all
but when a girl has a tattoo on her feet it leads to hardon city. but no, no foot fetish.
Hey hey.
dark hair
blue eyes.
mmmmmm
Seconded
It's pretty rare though
really?!
Well maybe not rare
Just not common enough!
Hello
How about dark...going grey?
It's more common than anything!
Most brunettes have blue eyes. Blonde hair with brown eyes on the other hand, now that I do find intriguing.
Really?
I would say most brunettes I know have brown(ish) eyes.
having said that i have two main types i have noticed i like...
either; tall, dark hair, blue/brown eyes, slim
or
short, boyish looking with curly hair!
i'm short
with serious curls and a young-looking face.
hi!
giggle
i dont get it
hello
oh well.
that was meant to be a girlish hello.
haha.
humm.
oh i get it now :)
hello. what's your favourite pokemon?
charizard.
orrr vulpix, thats my second favourite. how about you? :)
vulpix was great
oh i'm definitely a snorlax kinda fellow. did you ever play the game? that bit where he blocked your path was fantastic. i think it might have been in the cartoon as well.
i stole my brothers gameboy...
he had the yellow and the red ones, i think i completed the yellow and did most of the red. the best bit for me was at the end when you went into that massive cave bit with all the jigglypuffs and stuff. or am i making that up? it was soooo long ago. i wanna buy a gameboy actually. ebay!
red?
what a loser! it was all about blue really :) i never had yellow though. don't get a gameboy, get a DS and play one of the new ones, they're so good. actually they're not really cos it has new pokemon so yes get a gameboy colour again. i want one too now.
you're not imagining the bit with the jigglypuffs - it was one of the best bits :D i hated the caves though, you could never move without running into an onyx or the little rock dude.
the little rock dudes were really annoying.
i am actually right now trying to find a gameboy emulator so i can download the games. wooooo!
his name was geodude :D
i just spent a good five minutes trying to find that out.
oh wow. did you ever do that cheat to get infinite candy to help your pokemon evolve and then see mew? i love pokemon :D
no...
i had no cheats :(
this effing emulator won't work. i need to learn how to use my mac properly and not just for music/internet.
boo.
i only like certain computer games... pokemon was a rare like. although i have to say i was better than my brother. he sucked.
when you say
you need to learn to use the mac properly...you mean buying a PC, right?
haha. no, never.
i have 2 macs, i've been using them for like 2 and a half years. i'd never change.
why not?
you can play gameboy emulators with ease on a PC! surely that's better than anything a mac can do?
i love
the design of the OS... it suits my purposes normally, and there would be a way around any problems, i'm just too lazy, haha.
what have you got against macs?
fair enough :D
nothing against them, except it's too expensive and i can't afford it :( actually i can with my student loan if i stop spending it all on sweeties.
i got a grant
for my year abroad, and i bought my laptop with that. only thr budget one, mind. but still amazingly brilliant nevertheless.
where did you go?
how much was the budget one? i want one! i think i might buy one if you can convince me to - i've been thinking about it for quite a while now :D
you mean geodude?
get it rightttt if you're going to talk pokemon.
i can confirm, its really cool on the DS. even though the new pokemon are really confusing and i have less love for them.
i like it when girls
-quote shakespeare
-like good electro music
-have ginger hair
(she wants you)
i know dude
i'm playing it cool. stop cramping my style!
japanese/chinese girls
fo' shizz
yes on the
chinese girls!
i love beards as well, weird!
Will i ever find my bearded chinese lady, i fear not.
BOOBS!
skinny girls
with dark hair
Mediterranean looking girls
dark hair, dark eyes, tanned.. yesss
Curry
Shamefully...
Lip rings.
And tights. Any girl in tights turns me to jelly.
yep
tights
you two do realise that accounts for
about 50% of women in the winter?
what about old ladies in baggy tights? no?
yeah well
i'm not fussy, like calvin harris.
yeah tights
any color!
lip rings arent shameful!
Redheads...
Oh, and tall girls. Not as tall as me, but like 6 foot or something.
Lily Cole anyone?
cool beard
21?? no way. i've been told that it's physically impossible to grow a beard before you turn 25 many times.
Thanks.
I've been shaving since the age of 12 to be fair...
I think the majority of men around my age struggle to grow a full beard...probably 10% could though I guess.
Beard fetishes anyone?
i do like beards i must admit
but i think that's some weird freudian thing because both my dad & brother have impressive beards.
a bit of stubble will do me any day though.
I get eaten by the worms
and weird fetishes
sorry, couldn't resist :p
Hairy Maclary from Donaldsons Dairy
Every ex girl friend of mine except one had a father with a beard. Incidentally I have had a proper beard since I was 19. 26 now, so doesnt look like theres any going back. It makes me laugh the number of girls who make a big deal about how they could never go out with a guy with a beard but then end up asking me if they can touch it and like it.
12?
bloody hell, you're a right mans man. i salute you.
i know who you look like - bam margera's dad.
This is less of a compliment...
hahaha
sorry. who do people say you look like?
Well, surprisingly not Phil Margera...
Er, I dunno. I've been told I look Russian quite often, but I think that's the small eyes and beard combination.
Often just people with beards though.
So embarrassing, but
I like lip rings (even off centre, oh God) and stretched piercings. But absolutely never skinny jeans, under any circumstances.
In conclusion, emo but not too emo.
skinny jeans arent exclusively emo you know
You're right
They're even worse on indie scene kids. Emo scenesters are at least likely to grow out of such wankiness. Indie scenesters, on the other hand, tend to have the depressing habit of being a good ten years older (i.e. my sort of age) and so, completely and utterly beyond saving :(
are you an idiot
or just trying to wind people up?
Just because someone wears tight jeans doesnt mean they are an indie scenster, nor does it mean they are a twat.
trucker caps on the other hand...
I'm always happy to be proved wrong
No, I'm not here to wind anyone up. I am sure there are plenty of non scene, non twattish tight jeans wearers out there that I've yet to meet. The point still stands that I don't find it an attractive look but hey, personal taste and all that.
Trucker caps I'd possibly place on the "too emo" side of the fence but on the other hand, the presence of one wouldn't be an automatic deal breaker.
yeah but you made it about people wearing them being twats
rather than just not finding them attractive.
In case you didnt guess i wear skinny jeans, Im not bothered if some people dont like them, but i am if people make judgements about me being an 'indie scenster twat' based on them.
*chuckles*
Its boots for me!
Don't know why, but im a sucker for a girl in boots!
again,
in winter most women wear boots!
Yeah, I do love the whole long boots/pixie boots + tights/skinny jeans look
especially if they have long dark hair with a fringe, and some kind of awesome scarf.
Girls talking about literature, music or art in a high-brow way
Aw yeah.
Sexy librarian types in pencil skirts.
Fuck yes.
^this
with glasses too.
Yes
this absolutely.
Especially if they like Idlewild and are wearing a cool little woolly hat and have curly hair.
Good grief I almost wee-d.
anyone
anyone
who gives me eye contact
desperate
must have eyes.
eye contact?
Like when speaking to you, or when you casually walking down the street and you see a hot guy and you guys eye-fuck for a hot second?
/
I just wrote a lengthy post detailing this, but instead I will say 'yes'
that doesn't answer anything
really.
foreign accents
piercing blue eyes or soft brown ones.
arms
Boys with tattoos
and boys who are twats.
girls
liar
i told you before
im not attracted to you
not even subconsiously?
:D
BACK OFF CREEP
That's what SHE said
im sorry to hear that
It was a hard time for me.
Understand what you will from that.
THATS NOT WHAT SHE TOLD ME
Jealous, much?
HUH, PUNK?
She said that too
x
Those hats
girls always wear nowadays
oh and
brown eyes
oh and
black hair
and finally
skinny jeans (at times)
girls who wear black leggings and pretty dresses
waitress aprons
reddish hair
too much eyeliner
grey or green eyes
a single cocked eyebrow
that could open a clam from 50 yards away
i like to call it the captain kathryn janeway from star trek voyager turn on
lol
I want a girl with a short skirt
and a looooooooooooooong jacket.
^7/10
because its cake.
Im finding this thread strangly arousing
Could that be considered a fetish?
A big one
Covered in paste
girls with glasses
actualy
sometimes i wish i wore glasses. Im the kind of person who suits glasses.
i hate wearing glasses
dont do it
can i wear
glasses with realy thin lenses?
Me too
I totally want a pair of really big, black-rimmed glasses.
But apparently I have "almost perfect" vision. Damn my fully-functioning eyes. The one thing I'm almost perfect at and it actually restricts my ability to do stuff I want.
Oh and
I'm quite fond of girls with glasses too.
Nice cheeks (on the face)
Oh and pale skin
as longas its in good shape.
tomboyish girls
shortish hair
also
geekish girls
aging British men
like Boris Johnson and Jeremy Paxman
Anyone with a very styled haircut
Seriously, if you've got even a slightly indie haircut, i'll fancy you, and that's a threat.
It's probably cos It puts them instantly way out of my league, and i'm a masochistic sort of fellow.
"and that's a threat"
L O L
scruffy hair
tallness
nice clothes
better shoes
good smile
dark hair
thats totally me
ha ha :P
It is actually me
Except for the 'dark hair' thing. And I can't really objectively rate my smile. But still.
well, I have a fringe
and sometimes wear glasses and talk about literature, so it's a match made in heaven.
Between all three of us.
Time to start a controversial but sexy new life?
Polyamory, its pretty 'right now'.
I could be in lads
my shoes especially are awesome.
my new shoes are totally awesome
http://www.oki-ni.com/content/ebiz/okini/invt/sf0001blk/sf0001blkm1.jpg
well i like them anyway
i have a pair
of black nike ones. But they're extra nice.
I hate how all the girls are saying "tall"
this doesnt bode well for me
yeah me neither
you guyzzz would only need to worry
if you also had mingin'faces.
Oh shit.
^x2
I hate being 5'9". Its too tall to be sexy for girls who like short men, and too short to have any air of authority.
A man can't build his image on impeccable dress sense alone... ;D
do
ANY girls fancy short men?
fingers crossed
oh, shut up :D
My girlfriend told me today that I needed to put on weight
apparently I fluctuate between skinny and too skinny. So I think my face is the least of my worries. Bring on the pies.
ha
no sex for either of you.
No change there then
^lol
Does for me though
I don't really tend to win at most things, but I definitely do win at being tall.
^5
so do i.
im 6ft
but i always feel really short for some reson
I'm 6ft4 and I'm fairly happy with my height...
Tall enough to be noted for being tall, but not so tall as to be noted as being freakishly tall.
Peter Jones off Dragons' Den is 6ft8. He really is surprisingly tall.
and BUFF.
generally
because theres a 6ft2/3 giant waiting round every corner to bring you back down to earth. I am such a giant.
damn you
!
*smushes into ground with foot*
* reaches for sling shot
and pebble
*shuts bible*
YOU ARE POWERLESS. anyway im going back to my mansion to sleep on my bed of money with many beautiful women.
yeah... well watch out
when you get up for work tomorrow your hen that lays golden egss will be gone
i hate parables
made my life a near living hell so far.
what they mean is
"taller than me"
which isn't so bad
That's everyone
compared to you.
I'm 6'2"
and don't seem to have had much luck lately, so I wouldn't worry too much. And if any of these girls who like tall guys want to drop me a line... :)
Scouse accents
Really.
*sigh*
Ginger hair
Glaswegian accents
Floppy hair
I
have to confess, i have a real weakness for emo turnups. skinny jeans begone, turnups = <3
indie boys aren't nearly manly enough for me, give me a tight black tshirt and a trucker hat any day.
Indie boys are, well, just that
Give me a rawker any day, I don't even care about the musical differences!
As a side note
y laydeez that like glaswegian accents, eyeliner and vegetarianism, PM ME
skinny boys
with curly or messy hair. gelled-up hair is a massive no.
PM ME!
(joke! ...unless you really want to)
I'm quite anti fringe actually
I like to be able to see the forehead.
I find that tight jumpers on girls make my loins and my heart throb stir more than cleavage ever could
^ you know what I meant
i'm anti-indie bowl cut fringe
I only wish I remptely suited a fringe
...but it would appear I am consigned to the sidesweep look for the rest of my days. Life's unfair.
*remotely
^
the fact that nearly
every person has said skinny boys in this thread is horrible. I'm not exactly fat, just not skinny. goodbye cruel world.
I'm pretty skinny
but in the worst possible way. I'm skinny right down to my horrid short hobbit legs.
(any laydeez that like hobbit legs, pm me)
bye!
Hot girls
Eww no, I detest skinniness
Not every lady on here laps up dreadful indie boy cliches, you know...
/
I have no preference on skinniness
if you have a nice face and you're not skinny ++++++++
french
girls in general.
especially the dark-haired sophisticated ones.
^
French, but basically anyone "european" automatically starts at 7/10 for me.
I've changed my mind
There's only one boy, girl or indeed, spacefox for me.
Ratchet, I pure heart you. <3
Men with floppy blond hair
Le sigh
so here's a question.
i've noticed a lot of guys on here (in general, not just this thread) saying they like a scottish, or specificaly glaswegian accent on a girl.
it's not that i dislike my accent, quite the opposite, i just don't see what's particularly attractive about it. having travelled about a bit & met a lot of people from elsewhere, i can vouch that it's not just some weird dis thing.
i m from glasgow and every time i go out in london
i get girls telling me how much they love my "irish" accent
yeah i usually get
"OH MY GOSH! you're from SCOTLAND?! wow! say something scottish!"
and this week as burns night is fast approaching i am tempted to start on a bit of the ol' wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
how about...
your chibbed ya bas
it's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht
or
punk fuckin rock ya doss cunt!
i love scottish accents on a girl
i think everyones seen trainspotting.
i dunno
i like irish girls accents more, they sound nice :)
very much agree
the accent isn't terrible in general, but really broad ones tend to sound pretty horrible... i just don't see the appeal.
irish accents, however
are lovely.
its not just a DiS thing
I have a mild Glaswegian accent and men seem to love it. (I don't really understand why)
same here
i don't even hear my accent, i'm from pitlochry.
i'm guessing you problem have a very soft Invernessy accent
kind of 'och' sounding, if that makes sense.
i was born in inverness :)
that sounds just about right, yeah. I've always wanted to trill my 'r's like a proper scottish person, but it's never happened :(
Whenever I meet anyone non-scottish i'm gonna exxagerate my accent
usually you could hardly tell because i'm so painfully middle class
don't steal my trick!
actually i don't do that anymore, i play down my accent so people understand me better. i met a german girl the other night who said she met a glaswegian guy called john who, when he introduced himself, she was convinced was called joanne because of his pronunciation.
i did used to say 'girl' like aidan moffatt, which posed quite a problem when people thought i was saying 'ghetto'...
my accent was really broad
but ive kinda had to neutralise so people understand me.. especially for my job
but when i get drunk or i go back up the road to visit no one can understand me when i come back to london
i love hearing phrases
like "up the road" that remind me of home :)
actually it reminds me of that bill bailey sketch
"that's me! that's me up the road!"
i like my girls
willing to sex me and
thats it really.
does anyone like
spanish accents? because i can do those with ease. :(
On a man I think its sexy
on a woman I think its horrible
*score*
someone with glasses
and messy, slightly curly hair
(in other words, person sitting next to me on the bus yesterday - i love you!)
Boys in makeup.
I probably wouldn't want one for keeps but I do like to look at them.
tall-ity
I really like tall guys. if you're over 6'2" and skinny I will probably fancy you.
Having said that I have a massive weakness for green eyes. So yeah, tall skinny indie boys with green eyes. Yum.
Being able to see a little bit of boxer shorts above the belt line
...but they have to be loose-fit boxers.
if the guy also has sidies, then there's a 96% chance i will sexually assault him
I don't think many of these are that weird.
I back the following:
glasses on girls.
girls whose heritage is off of the Indian subcontinent (India/Bangladesh etc).
girls with well-short hair.
girls with Brummie accents.
girls that smoke cigarettes.
girls.
redheads
in tights.
and glasses.
aw yeah.
I hate fringes on girls.
They serve only to make them look either under 10 years old or slightly retarded.
Or in the case of Karen O, both at the same time.
Men who
aren't too bothered about what they look like, but bothered enough not to smell, or wear offensively patterned jumpers. The perfect level is only really achievable if they are hot to begin with.
Men with beards.
Men who are not afraid to let their girlfriends cut their hair.
Men who wear black rimmed glasses.
Men with decent noses.
DRUMMERS
can't believe I forgot to put this earlier. All that skinny/tall crap becomes irrelevant - watching a guy drumming, if he's really going for it - yumyumyum. Definitely a 'thing' for me.
none of these are weird
boys with amazing smiles
boys who piss me off
boys who look about twelve (that one may be a little weird)
boys with cheekbones
boys who are really horrible to me
boys
You should shack up with Tristan RNR, judging by that list.
^
so unfair.
:)
Sorry. I'm sure you're eligible for the position as well, I don't think she's TristanFussy.
good
thankyou :)
I was literally thinking exactly that
i know
it's a shame i hate him more than anything ever :(
kendall lust
Girls with some kind of headband/scarf (not the ones your gran used to wear) or hat (not including baseball caps). Headwear makes a girl instantly 10 times more attractive in my humble (and apparently shallow) eyes.
nose piercings
.
girls
in tight jeans on bikes.
girls with pony tails
and girls with black/dark skinnies and white converse type things on.
Note to self -
Lose the skinniness. Go to gym. For the love of god.
all this talk of skinniness
how skinny?are we talking like 28" waist ridiculously skinny or like 32" verging on skinny?i dont feel fat.i dont feel skinny.i dont know why im typing this
32".
That only tells half the story though. People laugh at my skinniness!
:(
is that skinny?!
i have a 25" waist! oh wait i have hips.
Girls with unusual haircuts
do it for me every time. Well they don't 'do it' for me, but I like to look at them.
There's one girl in our office who has hers kind of short, spiky and dyed fiery red and I fancy her like mad. She appears oblivious to my amorous intentions, and that's probably for the best.
32"
i wouldnt call that skinny at all.32/34 average.im aware thats a bit off subject since its about fetishes.so yeah.....nose piercings?
blood.
the elderly
girls wearing green
svelte hands
hmmm yeah!
being able to talk about music for hours and hours
Simple, but such a turn on.
i'd also say slim and dark...
I'm not into blondes and I hate muscles
/\
pretty much. i'd kill for any girl with dimples and a good knowledge of the constellation back catalogue. i'd kill for lots of other things though, too
the other day
i discovered that i have dimples, mildly.
fantastic
i have them. but it doesnt look right on guys
V
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bspearsperiods011708_01.jpg
also
boys wearing scarves/hats are generally quite adorable.