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I don't think I've been o the toilet yet today
is this odd? I've had 4 or 5 cups of tea, where is all the liquid going?!
In other news, here's a selection of things I've overheard in the office today. they made me chuckle
"eurgh! big fat lesbians!"
"i've never been so glad that I didn't have a foreskin, cos otherwse it would have hurt like hell"
"what?! have you ever tried keeping things in a bucket?!" - said in an incredulous tone of voice.
Are you glad you read this?