the randomest thing in your room
what be it?
ive just looked around at all the random crap i've accumulated over the years (all 11 of them in this room)
the worst/best has to be one of those massive balloons that come down at the end of muse gigs, popped of course. but lies on the top of my shelf.
shoot.
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3 typewriters
never used, probably never will
probably
the fuzzy dice or the sketch of some woman in profile i found one the subway
gilbert & george rubik's cube
it is not really random - i bought it at the tate modern about two years ago
A cardboard cutout of a neandertal under my bed
Or a 3ft polystyrine "try".
A pane of broken glass
that the former tennant left on the mattress for me.
a letter of apology from blood red shoes
for me not being at one of their gigs.
an acquaintance who deems herself "completely random" got it for me. i don't understand it...
i've got one of them racist teddys
that they used to give away with jam in the late 80's. i could also nominate:
- a crappy country cottage water feature ornament.
- Barbara Taylor Bradford's 'A Woman of Substance'
- a Clubland 2 compilation
- two broken laptops
- a '500 Greatest World Cup Goals' VHS
- one brown Lacoste shoe.
a load
of empty sega megadrive and nintendo color (sic) game boxes.
i have some of the games elsewhere, but i just can't bring myself to throw away the original undamaged boxes.
a modular records bag
It's not random.I just like telling people I have a modular records bag.
i have some weird shit.
keytar, proper yamaha one from the eighties.
giant inflatable penguin and t-rex.
a matched pair of paintings in yellow and green of really giant easter island style heads- 2' x 3' and 3' x 4'.
500 paper cranes (made them myself)
small box full of plasticene.
TRAFFIC CONE LOL!
.
:D
Summer Eating
advertisment posters from M&S
i have chucky and bride of chucky dolls
^^
thats just creepy, why would anyone want that?
they look after me
lol this girl once made me put them in the dresser.
Im never
ever sleeping with you, till they go
for you
anything
you have a dresser?
don't girls have dressers?
i'm taking by 'random' you mean odd
so, a foot-high wooden carving of jesus (totally hispanic catholic style with the opne heart) i got in berlin for about 50cents that is both unnerving and beautiful.
maddy
..
I've just had a look around,
and noticed my ex's vibrator on the dressing table. I've got a skull that my dad got in Korea.
A vinatge mini silk screen
for printing. Its really heavy as well.
.
A massive flightcase on wheels that I have never actually used. Some suspension forks from my old bike.
A carsboard cut out of a female leg taller than me.
Three mannequinn heads which I've painted and given false eyelashes, glasses, wigs and hats.
A full body mannequinn wearing a dress. A torso mannequinn wearing lingerie.
I have loads of little things as well;
A Tibetin Singing Bowl,
a Ganesh shaped incense stick holder,
a copy of the key used to lock Gandhi's cell,
a baked beans food parcel sent from the USA to Kosovo
and lots of oterbits and bobs Ive found and collected.
^^
we have a winner
Takes bow...
:P
a stanley dowood print...
...only random cos i completely wasn't expected such a beautiful thing from my girlfriend as an anniversary present.
and a boast or two sets me up for the day!
The staypuff marshmallow man
which was a birthday present from a mate years ago
*staypuft
probably
its a word I rarely have to type
A lamp!
LOL!
I like lamp!
LOL
A rubber chicken
A life-sized anatomical human torso
It was a gift from an odd friend
the number 0.450079879
dead wasp nest.
A 34 year old joint of pork.
sealed inside a vacuum.
a DiSer
um
two empty (and clean) tins of heinz baked beans.
1000 flyers for football manager.
a no hunting sign (in spanish)
a receipt of a bag of Pick n mix bought by Patrick Wolf
2 sega mega drive games
a broken linkin park cd.
A small branch of Pret A Manger
where all the staff are squids and all the customers cornish pasties. It's mental.
Cyrille Regis' autograph
about 30 Italian football figurines from the early 90's, still in their boxes, in a big row, don't know WHY i bought them
an accordian
a promotional blow up Guiness referee
a framed picture of the Beatles
a roll of Lottery machine paper
a glazed seahorse