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Unfortunate trouser staining
Today I am wearing black trousers. I have just noticed that clearly the last time I washed them some of the washing power stayed on the trousers thus causing a clear small white mark just to the left of the fly relatively high up.
The placing is such to suggest that not only did I have an unfortunate accident at some point today but it wasn't a very large member from which the discharge originated.
I imagine the small-cocked premature ejaculation look won't be a hit with the ladies...