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A guy goes to the pub and tells his friend "You'll never believe what just happened. I was taking a shortcut along the railway tracks and found a girl tied to it. So I untied her and then we had sex over and over and over again, all positions - EVERYTHING!"
He replied "Awesome, did you get a blowjob?"
"Nah" he said, "I couldn't find her head!"
Har har.