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"Screw in foot".
So I was at the hospital the other day, and I remembered a funny incident that happened earlier on in the year, when I was being treated for something. My friend was waiting for me in the A & E lounge and this pudgy guy comes in, walks over to the desk casually, slings a thumb back over his shoulder gesturing to his daughter (accompanied by other family members) and in a comically matter of fact fashion states, "Screw in foot".
Any other amusing hospital anecdotes?