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So, you're stood at the urinal... (blerk-centric)
...and you've got your chap in your right* hand. What is your left hand doing?
Me, I'm trying to open a tin of spaghetti with one hand.
*For the puropses of this thread, I am going to assume you are right handed. If you are not, feel free to tell us what you are doing with whichever hand is free.