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I know all my ex's password and read her e-mails.

username_of_shame [Edit] [Delete] 111 replies 00:13 November 30th, 2007

I torture myself reading about how she's falling in love with her new man.

Ummmmm, please judge me now.

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ok...

done.

jasminepearson | 30 Nov '07, 00:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
You do come across as rather creepy...

...

trash_scene | 30 Nov '07, 00:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
creepy

but funny.

well done.

twee_loser | 30 Nov '07, 00:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Agreed
  
  .
  
  trash_scene @twee_loser | 30 Nov '07, 00:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
this sounds like what i would do.

party on!

Kid_A | 30 Nov '07, 00:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
hollywood_freak?

wishpig | 30 Nov '07, 00:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
- my suspicions also.
  
  Kid_A @wishpig | 30 Nov '07, 00:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I quit DiS
    
    hollywood_freak @Kid_A | 30 Nov '07, 00:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - sorry. :(
      
      you both have lowercase names with underscores, the assumption is only natural.
      
      Kid_A @hollywood_freak | 30 Nov '07, 00:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - but why not
        
        homesick_alien
        _vikram
        yes_
        tom_from_spakrs
        rapsaclion_jones
        keiths_tele
        utm_usic
        pieces_of_reece
        ?????
        
        hollywood_freak @Kid_A | 30 Nov '07, 00:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        actually, yeah.
        
        apostrophe error in thread title. I SHALL RE-EVALUATE!
        the tension mounts, i know. i know.
        
        Kid_A @hollywood_freak | 30 Nov '07, 00:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        shit!
        
        my grammar-dar's only weakness seems to be cider.
        
        Kid_A @Kid_A | 30 Nov '07, 11:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ^5
        
        lowercase FTW!!
        
        pieces_of_reece @hollywood_freak | 30 Nov '07, 09:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- My favourite new(?) poster!
  
  :)
  
  Alex-in-Ciderland @wishpig | 30 Nov '07, 00:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - lol new
    
    klaire @Alex-in-Ciderland | 10 Dec '07, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- OMG!
  
  Cheers Robyn. Cheers.
  
  hollywood_freak @wishpig | 30 Nov '07, 00:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
did you just join

dis to post that?!

henrybenryo | 30 Nov '07, 00:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- we've all been there
  
  to varying degrees. it sucks, its not healthy, so id say stop. shes britney, ur justin. rise above my dear boy, rise above!
  
  adumcs @henrybenryo | 30 Nov '07, 00:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
Stop it, fool.

John_Brainlove | 30 Nov '07, 00:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
- word
  
  word
  
  henrybenryo @John_Brainlove | 30 Nov '07, 00:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
done that

done worse

Parsefone | 30 Nov '07, 00:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Worse?
  
  You sent lurid fantasy emails in her name to her new man? You arrived at her doorstep one day with a four inch thick dossier of Outlook printouts? You killed one of them?
  
  simon_t @Parsefone | 30 Nov '07, 00:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - read her diary
    
    and was caught. My skin crawls just writing those words
    
    Parsefone @simon_t | 30 Nov '07, 00:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - you shit
      
      sophiacherryx @Parsefone | 30 Nov '07, 11:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
This is pretty sad

But then most everyone would do it if they were in your position.

They only way you can redeem youself is to post nude pics of her on her myspace.

Bravelybravely | 30 Nov '07, 00:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hahahaha
  
  I would totally do it too by the way. But i wouldn't post it on DiS. never!
  
  henrybenryo @Bravelybravely | 30 Nov '07, 00:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I'll be waiting patiently on 4chan if you need me
    
    Parsefone @henrybenryo | 30 Nov '07, 00:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
i learnt at a reasonably young age that all women lie

so never get emotionally attatched to one.

or if you do, make sure she's a plain jane. marry her, sleep around, problem solved.

twee_loser | 30 Nov '07, 00:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
i have made it VERY clear

to all boys i like to NEVER EVER EVER tell me their passwords, so that i won't ever do this.
you've got to figure out how to stop.
you could get her to change her password, not by telling her that you know it, but by reading "unread" messages, she'll notice i'm sure, get creeped and change her password.
DO IT. IT WILL SAVE YOU YOUR SANITY!!!!

v-synth_tandevir | 30 Nov '07, 00:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You can mark most things
  
  as unread. Erases the tracks...
  
  DanielKelly @v-synth_tandevir | 30 Nov '07, 09:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - UM YA BUT
    
    it's a good way to get her to change her password so he doesn't fucking read anything anymore! geeeeezus the things i have to explain!!!!
    
    v-synth_tandevir @DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 09:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
If you're doing that

you deserve torture. Long, drawn out torture. Not only do you deserve to hear how she's falling in love with her new man, but also how she didn't love you in the first place and thought you were crap in bed.

Bring it on.

MirriLondon | 30 Nov '07, 00:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :D
  
  TheoGB @MirriLondon | 30 Nov '07, 09:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
HAH

I intercept my ex's mail....

fullerov | 30 Nov '07, 00:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- My god, you're all freaks!
  
  I thought it was meant to be women who are bunny boilers?
  It's sooo untrue.
  
  MirriLondon @fullerov | 30 Nov '07, 00:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - That was obviously a lie.
    
    My ex died.
    
    fullerov @MirriLondon | 30 Nov '07, 00:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I actually have no idea why I wrote the last part.
      
      fullerov @fullerov | 30 Nov '07, 00:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - You're a dark fellow sometimes John Fuller.
        
        John_Brainlove @fullerov | 30 Nov '07, 00:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I know.
        
        and that's why everyone loves me.
        
        Right?
        
        fullerov @John_Brainlove | 30 Nov '07, 00:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - By the way Mirri, your credit card expenditure is getting out of hand,
    
    I binned the junk mail and spent the Marks & Spencers vouchers that your mum sent you on pasta salad!
    
    kthxbye
    
    Alex-in-Ciderland @MirriLondon | 30 Nov '07, 00:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - :D
      
      night y'all.
      
      MirriLondon @Alex-in-Ciderland | 30 Nov '07, 00:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
ghoul.

ThingsThatFly | 30 Nov '07, 01:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^
  
  what I thought.
  
  restlessboy @ThingsThatFly | 30 Nov '07, 09:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
you are a fool

pieces_of_reece | 30 Nov '07, 09:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
aw

I think it's romantic.

Isn't it romantic?

zxcvbnm- | 30 Nov '07, 09:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^
  
  It's like a rom-com. That other guy SO isn't right for her.
  
  Royter-Hatfood @zxcvbnm- | 30 Nov '07, 09:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - You've got mail - which I read
    
    Jack_El_Biscuit @Royter-Hatfood | 30 Nov '07, 09:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - ^^ I lol'd
      
      TheoGB @Jack_El_Biscuit | 30 Nov '07, 09:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      wehaveamapofthepiano this'd this
      - as did i!
        
        pieces_of_reece @TheoGB | 30 Nov '07, 09:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- eek...
  
  no, not at all...:p
  
  trixiet @zxcvbnm- | 30 Nov '07, 09:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
- .
  
  http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29546
  
  packageholiday @zxcvbnm- | 30 Nov '07, 11:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
This is pretty bad

I'm pretty sure that an ex did this to me for a while but I never really e-mail my friends, so if she did she wouldn't have got owt juicy

DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 09:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yeah a fairly normal
  
  break up initiated by me with my ex lead to her doing this a few times. i couldn't care tbh as sure i was gonna talk about what happened with other friends *sigh*. this sorta thing destroys friendships/relationships.
  
  alxmoore @DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 09:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
please...

...post up the details so we can all join in.

SpaceMonkey | 30 Nov '07, 09:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- can i be a captain?
  
  pieces_of_reece @SpaceMonkey | 30 Nov '07, 09:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
You're a terrible person

Now post the juiciest emails for the rest of us.

beard | 30 Nov '07, 09:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
Question; why are you bothering to read her personal e-mails

when you could probably use the passwords to go on a shopping spree?

DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 09:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
indulge yourself a couple of times

but then you have to stop

Elaina_Casoolare | 30 Nov '07, 09:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
That's, like, illegal... and highly immoral...

I'd probably dump you if I ever found out.

Rose-Kitten | 30 Nov '07, 10:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You'd dump your ex?
  
  DanielKelly @Rose-Kitten | 30 Nov '07, 10:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Yeah - again and again and again... they are called ex's for a reason.
    
    ...
    
    Rose-Kitten @DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 10:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - you think you're so clever
    
    don't you?
    
    Elaina_Casoolare @DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 10:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Not really
      
      I think I'm pretty stupid. Any reason you ask?
      
      DanielKelly @Elaina_Casoolare | 30 Nov '07, 10:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - You posted the chocolate lab story
        
        so you are okay.
        
        Rose-Kitten @DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 10:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        That is a heartwarming story of triumph
        
        besides, I thought needless pedantry was all the rage here :P
        
        DanielKelly @Rose-Kitten | 30 Nov '07, 10:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Adding insult to injury.
    
    hollywood_freak @DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 10:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
You should:

Blindfold yourself and change them all to something random. You're not doing yourself any favours by reading her emails.

dionisio | 30 Nov '07, 11:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^ this
  
  is my first serious post on DiS for a long, long time. okay, bye.
  
  dionisio @dionisio | 30 Nov '07, 11:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - you should always respect other peoples' privacy
    
    i would go mad if someone ever hacked into my emails as there's really really personal stuff in there.
    
    several times with several different people i have had plenty of opportunity to read emails / myspace etc where there is no way they would find out, and i never have and never would. respect innit!
    
    shes_so_high @dionisio | 30 Nov '07, 11:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
- surely
  
  this would mean that his ex wouldn't be able to get into her account either?
  
  david2206 @dionisio | 30 Nov '07, 11:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - well, yes
    
    that's what the 'forgotten password' link's for though...
    
    dionisio @david2206 | 30 Nov '07, 11:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I know
      
      so many awful stories of this nature.
      One friend wrote to an ex that her present boyfriend wasn't 'the brightest tool in the box' or soemthing to that effect and he read it! Awful! Another friend's girlfriend read all his emails and then started emailing all his ex-girlfriends, telling them he had said they were ugly and crap in bed. Its a minefield, I tell you!
      
      Anita_Silvera @dionisio | 10 Dec '07, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
To be honest

I am tempted today to have a look around as all i have have to is click on her username when windows loads up.But I wont as I am already suffering.I dont particularly want to know if she has has started dating someone as it would prob kill me.
Anyway who sends email nowadays to friends, partners etc. Its more likely to be a message on Facebook or Myspace.So get hacking that instead.

Starmixer | 10 Dec '07, 14:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
- bf
  
  forget to sign into your fake profile?
  
  grockle @Starmixer | 10 Dec '07, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
Also if you go snooping round

you may find something you didnt want to know.

Starmixer | 10 Dec '07, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
Is your name Mark Corrighan?

That is pretty freaky behaviour.

black_rooster | 10 Dec '07, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
don't do this

it'll only lead to {more} heartache and pain!

ailsa | 10 Dec '07, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- best thing to do
  
  as discussed with friend who had also hacked his girlfriends account, is send an anonymous email, saying their account info been hacked, state the password and say they should changed it asap.
  That's the only way as temptation is too great otherwise...
  
  Anita_Silvera @ailsa | 10 Dec '07, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
Keep doing it.

Bit miserable but kills time. You might even end up killing yourself, who knows?

Mozalini | 10 Dec '07, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Well done

if Mugabe has a knighthood then i'd say you deserve one too

robertorobero | 10 Dec '07, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
Update?

Jook | 9 Nov '09, 01:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ooo this is all new to me
  
  ta for the bumpage. it seems fun
  
  twosips @Jook | 9 Nov '09, 01:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I got a new girlfriend and stopped doing it.
  
  At least this is what happened. I'm not sure if username_of_shame was actually me, but I'm about 60% sure it was.
  
  hollywood_freak @Jook | 9 Nov '09, 01:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - username_of_no_shame
    
    marckee @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Oh hofo
    
    Jook @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - in my defence I've broken up with that one now too
      
      But i don't have any passwords.
      
      I'm very glad about this.
      
      hollywood_freak @Jook | 9 Nov '09, 01:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Do you just sit at your computer
    
    not posting, but waiting for moments like these?
    
    Zapsta @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Hahah
      
      untrue @Zapsta | 9 Nov '09, 01:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Nope
      
      Just a beautiful coincidence.
      
      I read the title and went, "I wonder what scrapes some loser from the internet has gotten himself into this time". Only to find out that it was me from two years ago and I am pretty sure I am now in exactly the same position except I now have no passwords.
      
      I should come on here less.
      
      hollywood_freak @Zapsta | 9 Nov '09, 01:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Come to London and touch my penis?
        
        Let me know
        
        Jook @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Did I PM this to you in 2007?
        
        Sounds like my style.
        
        hollywood_freak @Jook | 9 Nov '09, 01:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        No :
        
        Jook @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        (
        
        Jook @Jook | 9 Nov '09, 01:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Nah, come on here more
        
        I was reading some PM conversations between us from a couple of years ago. They were cool.
        
        Zapsta @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Did I ask you to come to London and touch my penis?
        
        I forgot about the PMs, I shall read some now and reminisce and cringe.
        
        hollywood_freak @Zapsta | 9 Nov '09, 01:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I think you had more respect for me than that
        
        or maybe just less physical attraction. "More respect" is the one that gets me to sleep at night though.
        
        Zapsta @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I was gonna post something about my penis and you sleeping at night
        
        but I can't be bothered. All my funk has left me.
        
        hollywood_freak @Zapsta | 9 Nov '09, 01:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        As long as it's funk
        
        Zapsta @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Nothing is as long as it's funk.
        
        hollywood_freak @Zapsta | 9 Nov '09, 01:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Eurghhhh I am a shadow of my former self
        
        I think I was making a penis length joke. I'm off to bed. See you in May. x
        
        hollywood_freak @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :(
        
        fullerov @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        <3
        
        hollywood_freak @fullerov | 9 Nov '09, 01:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i know
      
      that's what I do. So I can imagine his answer is 'yes'.
      
      twosips @Zapsta | 9 Nov '09, 01:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - damn you Dis!
        
        that looks bad. I was responding to zapsta, honest guv.
        
        Jook - i'm sure your penis is lovely, but i don't want to touch it. not yet anyway
        
        twosips @twosips | 9 Nov '09, 01:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - :D
    
    whiterussian @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 01:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ho fo?
    
    is that you?
    
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/guntrip/lololololol.jpg
    
    guntrip @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 08:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - oh, ho_fo
    
    :/
    
    brusma @hollywood_freak | 9 Nov '09, 09:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
when i broke up with my ex

i had a convo with my friends a few weeks later and the whole subject of her reading my emails cos i hadent changed my passwords came up and i couldnt believe they thought people would be so low seems they were right though

definitionofself | 9 Nov '09, 02:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Is hofo your ex?
  
  That would be a turn up for the books.
  
  Jook @definitionofself | 9 Nov '09, 12:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
i'm pretty sure this

is the best bump i've ever seen.

Heliotrope | 9 Nov '09, 13:13 | X | ^ This | Reply

manbearpig this'd this
- I'm pretty good
  
  Jook @Heliotrope | 9 Nov '09, 13:15 | X | ^ This | Reply

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