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Lamest Excuses
The boiler in my flat broke on Saturday morning. I've just found out the 'emergency' engineer who was due to fix it has not yet done so because he couldn't find a parking space, for two days in a row, despite there being a large, empty, van-sized driveway which is always empty during the day, right outside the window.
What are the lamest excuses you have been given, or made yourself?