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Who's ever had a really painful day?
Because the other day I was in the shower minding my own business as you do and I reached up to get some liquid-form soap, knocked the bottle down which promptly hit me on the head whilst squirting in my eye. Whilst I was trying to clean out my eye, I trod on a razor and cut open my foot.
About five minutes later I was sat on bed examining the foot, overbalanced and fell off the bed onto two upturned plugs, just to have pulled the lead of my cd player which fell on my arm.
About an hour later I went to the cinema to see Ratatouille (very funny haha) and on the way out in the car park, my dad thought it would be amusing to shout that we weren't allowed down a road because there was a "no entry" sign...obviously for cars, whilst I was busy looking at what all the fuss was about, I tripped over a speed bump and fell flat on my face, showing my bottom to the bouncer of a night club who found it hilarious :(.
Can anyone top that?