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FedEx.
Sending things with FedEx involves more bureaucracy than the EU. The website is the most incredible thing I've ever seen. You have to enter some information up to 3 times! Then an error comes up. Then you try again. Then you have to use your own printer to output 97 seperate documents for their use. Then the site crashes your computer because whoever coded it was only on work experience.
EVENTUALLY the delivery man comes. Mine is a really fat guy who is rude for no reason. Sometimes I fantasise about him at the top of a ladder - because fat people climbing ladders is intrinsically funny.
And then I fantasise about him falling and breaking his neck. Because he's a jackass.
On the plus side, your package will get to its destination. Unless it doesn't.