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pooing in public
after being on quite strong medication for 5 days I ignored the package advice and went out with mates for a sat night piss up, all went a bit wrong after the slammers and i went outside to gain composure, sat talking to my mate and generally trying to sober up when i had the urge to fart, let go of a ripper and followed thru with the most horrible slurry type shit. trying to walk to the bog without looking like John wayne was hard enough but trying to clean up the mess when fully tanked was horrible, i ended up leaving my soiled boxers in the cubicle and managed to make my exscuses and leave without being busted....am i wrong?