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So, I Met This Bald Fat Guy With A Massive Beard Last Night.
Really obsessed with shoes. He had this video camera with him, just going around filming people's shoes. I asked him what was up with that shit and he was all like "Tell me about your shoes, man."
What could I do, I had to tell him about my footwear.
The footage is probably gonna turn up in some American shoe documentary now.
Weird guy.