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Fancy dross
I've got to go to a fancy dress party on Saturday.
Fancy dress is fucking lame. Anyone who thinks otherwise has a different opinion from myself. LOSERS!
Anyway, the theme is: 1965 -1975.
Don't ask me why. I don't make the rules. I just obey them.
What should I go as?
My initial thought:
Henry Kissinger
Secondary thought:
The vietnam war
Thirdary thought:
Do I really have to go to a fancy dress party? The last one I went to I went as Matthew Hopkins and everyone just thought I had come as a bearded jew.
GO!