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Terminator II: Ludicrous Alternate Denouement Catastrophe
So I downloaded Terminator 2.
Throughout the film I noticed several things that I could swear weren't in the versions I'd watch on TV all those years ago. But I dismissed them as nothing.
Then right at the end, instead of the reflective, calming shot of the motorway with Linda Hamilton telling us some bullshit about the future, there's some retarded scene set in the Jetsons future where dozens of Aryans frolic in the sun, taking advantage of the immaculate Los Angeles children's recreation facilities. Linda Hamilton in old woman makeup burbles tediously into a dictaphone as a middle-aged John Conner with a terrifying haircut pushes some little blonde kid on a swing.
What the hell happened!?
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