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I was limping into the Abbey National, having just gone over my weak ankle again, when I felt something snap underfoot. I lifted my foot up and saw a shattered Tamogatchi. And a young boy with trembling bottom lip looking mournfully up at me.
I just hobbled straight into the bank before his mum beat me up.
I now feel like the most evil man in the world.
This isn't my secret blog.