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I Made My Very Own Myspace Quiz!!
...having been inspired by the long running series of bulletins posted by a certain friend, that is for want of a better term "emofaggotry" of the highest order. This one will make you look deep inside yourself. Right down to your pancreas.
Questions and sample answers provided below.
HAVE YOU EVER RUN CLOCKWISE IN A CIRCLE PIT?
No.
WHAT FRIEND DID YOU LAST DESCRIBE AS 'EXPENDABLE'?
Oh easy, James Parrish. No-one would miss him.
DO YOU LIKE RAPE?
No. I love it.
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TO THE NEAREST TON, HOW MANY COPIES OF BOOKS WRITTEN BY EDWARD ASCOLI DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO?
2.
LAST PERSON YOU PRETENDED TO LISTEN TO ON THE PHONE?
Some guy from the council.
YOU ENCOUNTER A COLLOSUS.
Jump on its back. Obviously.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW FEATURING A SCENE WHERE SOUND CAN BE HEARD IN A VACUUM.
Aliens..
C.V. WEDGEWOOD?
Her contention that the Thirty Years War was the "most outstanding example in European history of a meaningless conflct" is indefensible with regard to the society of states and the Peace that followed the war. Furthermore, the extension of the maxim 'cuius regio eius religio' imposed common restrictions on states, adumbrating the emergence of a new society of states characterised by their sovereign equality. But I'd still hit it.
WHAT ARE YOU NOT WEARING RIGHT NOW?
Hundreds of years worth of Caucasion Euro Judeo-Christian guilt..
DO NOT QUOTE A LYRIC HERE.
WHAT WILL READERS OF THIS BULLETIN LEARN ABOUT YOU FROM THIS SURVEY?
They never learn.
RUSSIAN ROULETTE?
A game for two where a single bullet is loaded into the chamber of a revolver and participants take it in turns to put the gun to their head and pull the trigger. The winner of Russian Roulette is the person who doesn't die.
UKRAINIAN ROULETTE?
As with Russian Roulette, but with bullets in all the chambers.
YOU WILL REPLY TO ALL QUERIES CONCERNING FILMS WITH THE ANSWER "NO".
No.
DOES ANYONE YOU KNOW NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU LAST SPOKE TO YOUR MOTHER?
Seven people currently need this information.
DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
What kind of fucking stupid, fool-ass question is that?
CUT AND PASTE THIS QUESTION IMMEDIATELY.
CUT AND PASTE THIS QUESTION IMMEDIATELY.
WHAT WAS THE LAST PARTY YOU AGREED TO ATTEND WHILE SAYING IN YOUR HEAD "I WILL NOT ATTEND THIS PARTY"?
Costume party. Sometime in February.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON OF SEINFELD?
6.
LAST TIME YOU ANSWERED SMALL TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER WITH SILENCE?
Friday afternoon.
WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
I didn't.
FAVOURITE ORNERY OLD CUNT?
Susan Sontag. No, Vidal Sassoon.
WHITE PEOPLE?
Are the enemy.
PROVIDE AN EXAMPLE OF AN NFL PLAYER'S UNUSUAL NAME
Plaxico Burress.
PROVIDE AN EXAMPLE OF A TYPICAL COMBUSTION REACTION
CH4 + 2O2 ? CO2 + 2H2O + heat
CH2S + 6F2 ? CF4 + 2HF + SF6 + heat
PROVIDE AN EXAMPLE OF YOUR TYPING
I will provide an example of my typing.
HAVE YOU EVER MADE A HADOUKEN WITH A CAN OF DEODORANT AND A LIGHTER?
No.
TALK SHIT ABOUT THE SONG YOU'RE LISTENING TO NOW.
There is a riff that comes in at 1:58 that is very interesting. The riff (which presumably breaks down in short sets of eighth notes) doesn't fit with the 16-beat cycle, so the progression which *seems* obvious must logically be incorrect. The actual progression (in sixteenths notes) I can't quite figure out yet, but interestingly -- 20 seconds later -- the next riff kicks in and it appears to use the same primary units of sixteenth notes grouped in 3s -- 8(3+3+3+3+3)+(3+3+2) (in sixteenth notes). However, it sounds like a completely different riff.
MILLIBAND. ED OR DAVE?
I'll sleep on this.
MUST YOU CATCH EVERY POKEMON?
No.
A PHRASE AT THE END OF THIS SURVEY WILL LEAD TO AN UNSHAKABLE BELIEF IN AN ALL-POWERFUL OMNISCIENT CREATOR. TRUE/FALSE?
True.
THE EMPEROR OF JAPAN IS AN EXPERT ON WHICH SCIENTIFIC DISCIPLINE?
Taxonomy.
COLOUR.
Bordeaux. .
THE NEXUS OF DESPAIR THROUGH WHICH ALL EVIL FLOWS IS WHERE?
Luton.
THE GREAT BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER OF 1937 COULD BE REFERRED TO AS A WHAT?
A sticky nightmare?
DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
Only in a literal sense..
BE HONEST, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST.
Only in a literal sense..
GIVE YOURSELF A PHRENOLOGIST ANALYSIS
I am of low intelligence with a predisposition toward brigandage and murder.
LOVE
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FINNISH ROULETTE
A man knocks on your door, explains that your life so far as been "good, but not what we're looking for" and shoots you. You get points for accepting your fate like a fucking man.
OF JORDAN, POSH SPICE AND PRINCESS DIANA, WHICH GIVES OFF THE MOST BAD VIBES?
Had to be Di. That's why they took her out.
WHO WON THE BEST DIRECTOR AWARD AT THE 1960 GOLDEN GLOBES?
No.
WHY?
I believe in God. I have not been coerced.