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seemingly the highlight of the two weeks i missed:
'This is a massive amount of paper to have used, I admit. It was then compounded by the fact that the first flush only got rid of half of the waste materials. The second got rid of all but a few bits of paper and one smiling, winking, floating log, staring at me like a pock-marked baby otter. So I had to flush again. But still it was there, winking back at me, taunting me.'