Boards
dealing with charming and good looking members of the public
I can't help but be as unhelpful as possible and generally cold.
I can't help. I just presume that up until the point they have to come to me, they've been given preferential treatment by all other staff here that are suckers for plum-mouthed accents and flawless skin.
Maybe I'm doign them a favour by restoring the balance?
neh?