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being the highrolling jetsetter that i am, i just went to THREE banks in the London Bridge area.
1: Natwest - paying in money for work.
I go here most days, and i think the girl i normally end up with fancies me. i just do, alright?
anyway, i reckon she fucked me out of some money i paid in a few weeks ago, so i took a note of her name tag.
anyway, shall i add her on facebook?
2: HSBC - this is the bank of the motherfucking future. so many machines! so few staff!
anyway, does HSBC really stand for Hang Seng Banking Corporation, or have i been lied to?
3: Lloyds, to pay in an old pay check. fuicking scummy place. anyway:
a) when youre queuing and filling in a paying in slip, is it acceptable for people to go past yo in the queue? cos two did. one was fat and the otehr had curly hair. bastards
b) does anybody else, when they have a cheque theyre waiting to cash, mentally spend the money at least 4 times? ive had this cheque since january, and since then ive used it to justify going to ATP (and i spent twice its value there) and on some music stuff at some point. theorhetical money hey?
so yes. thoughts, comments, and answers to my 4 questions please.