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jargon creator: DiS
editors of DiS look up, feel free to use this in your next annual report:
We here at Drowned In Sound realize that it is better to extend intuitively than to embrace seamlessly. Our vertical, 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our front-end, best-of-breed, plug-and-play M&A and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new reconfigurable content? Think viral. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customized. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with new users? Think synergistic.
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