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**Pulling amazingly hot city babes completely by mistake: a guide by Ralphcore**
yeah so im bopping down the road to work in my 3/4 pin stripes (banker cut) and go past a building site near tower 42 where largescale construction is rife. I walk under the scaffoldd and try not to look up cos walking under scaffold scares me. I only go and spy me a hot babes on my side approaching me her hair golden blonde like some fine POA - i often think walking around our great city that some babes arent really worth the crack because you know they are way out of your league (maybe only slightly out of my league in my case, obv) and instead of plucking up courage to make a suggestive groin alinment or play grab ass, i put my head down and walk by thinking about what may have been in some other dimension/time/life etc etc....anyways so yeah im approaching this babes and just as we get closer to each other thebuilding site to the side of echos a large bang (BAAAANG!!!!) and i get a bit of dust in my eye - i blink which is my bodies way of cleaning the aformentioned dust in said eye but i do this for some reason with only 1 of my 2 eyes (commonly known as a wink!) anyway long story made longer: the girl smiles and I feel i have to say something cos im a red blooded hungry young hetrosexual city working male hunkbag - "sorry i wasnt winking at you intentionaly, i have dust in my eye and im just far too classy for that!" she smiles a timid smile and reaches into her small aligator skined purdy bag, naturally im bk on the defensive because pepper spray hurts!! "here's my card, why dont you call we sometime nxt wk?!?!" almost immediately blood flows into my erectile tissue..."sure i love next week! but tonight is better cos i have a spare ticket to the winterfloods april party tonight, would you like to accompany me - not that im always this forward of course!!!" i stop for a second and think 'wait, did i just say she could have my preallocated ticket?', i did and as easy as pie she slides her arm into mine and we meet up that night (last night) for this amazing city bash where i got to show off this rad new killer hot babes to my new work pals! I estimate i am about 57hrs away from being inside her - we have a date this sunday.
holla
at
your
boy!
(complete fluke)