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This morning a rather large lady sat next to me - or attempted to sit next to me however she was too fat for one seat so ended up with an arm and half a thigh on top of me.
She then proceeded in the 15 minute bus journey to devour 2 packets of Big Sizr crisps, Twix, Snack (tthe 6 biscuit pack) AND a Mega Mars Bar.
She then fell asleep for 5 mins and refused to move when I needed to get out so me weighing a pencil skirt had to climb over her.
It was not nice.
Roar!
Rant over!
Sorry.