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Please help me. I look "emo".
Here is my tale of woe:
In 1992, I grew my hair floppy, to look like Matt from Ned's Atomic Dustbin. He was the good looking one who wore Therapy? T-shirts, played his bass low and jumped around.
Then sometime between 1994 and 1996, I adjusted it in an attempt to look a bit like Alex James, Justine Frischmann and/or Brett from Suede.
In 1999 I dyed it black.
Ever since, I have apparently:
1. Been trying to look JUST LIKE RICHEY MANIC
2. Been trying to look JUST LIKE BRIAN MOLKO
and, finally, since retarded 15-year-olds coincidentally cottoned on to this most sacred of haircuts,
3. BECOME EMO.
Please help me. I love my hair and I want to die.