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Replace the word HEART in a song/band/album name with the word ANUS
...and juvenile hilarity will ensue. For example:
Jimi Hendrix - Bleeding Anus
Hefner - Breaking God's Anus
Pet Shop Boys - Anus
The Pains of Being Pure at Anus
...and so forth.
Alphabeat - Hole in my anus
Led Zep - anusbreaker
Whipping Boy - Anusworms
Anus.
I bet they get played a lot on Anus FM.
Morrissey - Now My Anus is Full
Tom Waits - Bad Liver & A Broken Anus
see also
Anus attack and vine
and also
The Anus of Saturday Night
This One's From the Anus
Fergal Sharkey - A Good Anus (Is Hard to Find)
..so please be gentle with this anus of mine
Anus me for a reason
(Let the reason be anus)
Whoops this game used to be love OR heart.
It's a terrible anus and I'm walkin' with spiders
It's a terrible anus that I'm walkin' with
Gene Pitney - Something's Gotten Hold of my Anus
Total eclipse of the anus
Dean Martin - The Door is Still Open to my Anus
Depeche Mode - It's Called an Anus
...and you know how easy it is to tear it apart
Nirvana - Anus shaped box
Blondie - Anus of Glass
(ow)
David Bowie - The Anus' Filthy Lesson
..or Fill Your Anus
Al Green - How Can You Mend a Broken Anus
Morrissey - Irish Blood, English Anus
Can TV shows be included?
Anus to Anus with Tony Anus
Take Anus surely?
Anus to Anus starred Robert Wagner & Stefanie Powers. "And when they met...it was moider."
Anus Attack Man - Beastie Boys
John Cafferty - Anus on Fire
Tony Bennett - I Left my Anus in San Francisco
A Place to Bury Strangers - I Lived My Life to Stand in the Shadow of Your Anus
Pig Destroyer - Sour Anus
Modest Mouse - Anus Cooks Brain
Nine In Nails - My Violent Anus
The Black Anus Procession - "An Anus Like Mine"
The Walkmen - Anusbreaker
Lou Reed - Legendary Anuses
Big Gay Anus - Lemonheads
I can't top this. Brilliant
Billy Ray Cirus - Achy breaky anus
Anus
My Bloody Valentine - Anusless
Ouch!
The Men - Open Your Anus
Isley Brothers - This Old Anus of Mine
(Is Weak For You)
Stevie Nicks - Stopping Dragging My Anus Around
Chris Isaak - Anus Shaped World
Connie Francis - My Anus Has a Mind of its Own
K'Naan - the sound of my anus breaking
The The - Anusland
Celine Dion - My Anus Will Go On
Alicia Keys - Try Sleeping with a Broken Anus
Ladytron - They Gave You an Anus, They Gave You a Name
inb4 deep-blue
XD
J Dilla - Time: The Donut of the Anus
Manics - You Stole the Sun from my Anus
Moby - Why Does My Anus Feel So Bad?
:D
Bruce Springsteen - Tunnel of Anus
Belle And Sebastian Write About Anus
Steps - Love's got a hold of my anus
Johnny Thunders & the Anusbreakers
Smokey Robinson - Whole Lot of Shakin' in my Anus
Papa Roach - Tear My Anus Open
Roxette - Listen to your anus
American Music Club - Patriot's Anus
Antony & the Johnsons - Hitler in my Anus
Broken Social Scene - Pitter Patter goes my Anus
Ty Segall - Tell Me What's Inside Your Anus
Songs:Ohia - John Henry Split my Anus
Head Automatica - Beating Anus Baby
Mercury Rev - Sweet Odysee of a Cancer Cell to th'Center of yer Anus
Backstreet Boys - Quit Playing Games With My Anus
Toni Braxton - Unbreak my Anus
Elton John - Breaking Anuses Ain't What it Used to Be
And he should know.
Carcass - Anuswork
Hot Gossip - I Lost my Anus to a Starship Trooper
Love Unlimited Orchestra - It May Be Winter Outside (But in my Anus it's Spring)
Young Anuses Run Free
Michael Jackson - With a Child's Anus
I'm not making this up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGAekmDAPM
Survivor- Burning Anus
Neil Young - Only Love Can Break Your Anus
Tony Bennett - Can You Find it in Your Anus?
Love it
New Order - Bizarre Anus Triangle
Johnny Cash - Give my Anus to Rose
Smashing Pumpkins - Stand Inside Your Anus
Technically it should be 'heart'
Stop getting Bond wrong!
I'm sorry Mr. Anusmaster
Didn't realise you were King Anus today
Neil Young - Anus Of Gold
Joy Division - Anus & Soul
Led Zep - Anusbreaker
The Duke Spirit - The Anus Is A Lonely Hunter
Blondie - Anus Of Glass (ouch!!)
Exit Calm - Anus's & Minds
Mother Love Bone - Anusshine
Nirvana - Anus Shaped box
Japandroids - Anus Sweats
Japandroids - Young Anus's Spark Fire
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Anus
Super Furry Animals - Fire in My Anus
Tell It To My Anus
Toni Braxton - Unbreak my anus
Wildbirds and Peacedrums - Anuscore
The Men - Open Your Anus
Oops. I've been playing it wrong. "Heart" it is.
Ballboy - Stronger Anuses Than Mine Lie Empty
Laurie Anderson - Mister Anusbreak
Howling Bells - A Ballad For the Bleeding Anus
Tellison - Freud Links The Teeth And The Anus
White Stripes - I Want to Be the Boy to Warm Your Mother's Anus
Genuinely LOLing at this
This forum continues to dig itself deeper into a hole.. :sigh:
OK, how about Was (Not Was) - How The Anus Behaves?
Porcelain Raft - Unless You Speak From Your Anus
Don't Go Breaking My Anus
Elton John & Kiki Dee
groove is in the anus
King Crimson - Man With An Open Anus
Trail of Dead - Anus In The Hand Of The Matter
Eels- I'm Going to Stop Pretending that I Didnt Break Your Anus
ThirstyDog wins this thread hands down
Cross my anus and hope to die.
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Anus
:)
Sparklehorse - Anus of Darkness
Dolly Parton - Put a little love in your anus
LA Vampires and Maria Minerva - Alien In My Anus
Tom Waites - Bad liver and a broken anus
Al Green - How can you mend a broken anus
Until somebody stops me I'm going to be doing this all night now......
Manic Street Preachers - You stole the sun from my anus
Gene Pitney - Something's gotten a hold of my anus
I thought that DiS is more serious...
Kiss - Eat Your Anus Out
Eurythmics - There must be an angel (playing with my anus)
This one has floored me
:D
Rod Stewart - You're In My Anus (The Final Acclaim)
The Beatles - Sgt Pepper's lonely anus club band
how did everyone miss that one?
Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong - You Won't Be Satisfied (Until You Break My Anus)
Queens - Sheer Anus Attack
Bruce Springsteen - Hungry Anus
Ok, final one from me I think
Elvis Presley - Anusbreak Hotel
Juno - A Thousand Motors Pressed Upon the Anus
The House of Love-
Destroy the Anus.
Wilco-
I Am Trying to Break Your Anus.
HIM-
Bury Me Deep Inside Your Anus.
Crime - Hot Wire My Anus
Fergal Sharkey -
A good anus (these days is hard to find)
Captain Beefanus
and The Gastric Band
The Magnetic Fields - The Cactus Where Your Anus Should Be
Anus in a cage - the strokes
anus skipped a beat - the xx
lloyd, im ready to be anusbroken - camera obscura
somewhere in my anus - aztec camera
For some reason that's my favourite song to sing in the shower.
Not sure if I should entertain the new version though..
post rock songs for the win
dianogah - Mariam which has got her anus completely fucked up.
yndi halda - illuminate my anus, my darling
juno - a thousand motors pressed upon the anus
silver mt zion - this gentle anus, like shot birds falling
lemko hall - long distance anus like worn out machinery
moon ate the dark - explosions in a four chambered anus
ascent of everest - as the city burned we trembled for we saw the making of their undoing in our own anus.
opion somnium - like anus' sobbing and anus' aching
library tapes - in a safe place somewhere near your anus
giraffe, giraffe - ...And then she looked down and saw miniature houses and miniature people and inside the miniature people were miniature anuses pumping blood through miniature veins (her mouth was watery and wet)
My Anus is Calling by Whitney Houston
Arthur Russell - Nobody Wants a Lonely Anus
Replace 'anus'
with 'dick' for wilder results...
XD
Raining in my anus - Buddy Holly
My anus belongs to daddy - Marilyn Monroe
carly rae jepsen - your anus is a muscle
The Black Anus Procession
The 1997 Anus of Midlothian Scottish Cup Final Squad Song
Fuck's sake, why don't they just call themselves Hearts?
I don't understand why anyone would celebrate being in the middle of the middle of something very small.. stop giggling at the back.
Chris Isaak. You took my anus.
Taio Cruz - Anusbreaker
Cardiacs - Baby Anus Dirt
Xiu Xiu - Crank Anus
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Anus' Club
The White Stripes - I Want to be The Boy to Warm Your Mother's Anus
Frank Zappa - Broken Anuses Are For Assholes
Neil Young - Pardon My Anus
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Anus
The Isley Brothers - This Old Anus of Mine (Is Weak For You)
Disturbing.
Terence Trent D'Arby - Sign Your Name Across My Anus
Just don't use a sharp pencil.
And the Black Eyed Peas of course...
Don't Phunk With My Anus
Hank Williams – Your Cheating Anus
Los Camp - Kindle a flame in her anus
Johnny Foreigner - More Tongue, Less Anus
Johnny Foreigner - More Anus, Less Tongue
Yo La Tengo - I can hear the anus beating as one
Stumbleine - The Beat That My Anus Skipped
Cut Copy - Anuses on Fire
Soft Cell - Where Was Your Anus When You Needed It Most?
Kylie Minogue - Hand On Your Anus
Jason Donovan - Too Many Broken Anuses
Pete Wylie - Anus as Big as Liverpool
huggy bear - fuck your anus
Bum Jovi
Shot through the anus and you're to blame,
Darling, you give love a bad name... bad name!
Brendan Benson - Cold Hands Warm Anus
SFA - Herman Anuses Pauline
Crime-Hotwire my Anus
!!!
anus of anuses
Pink Floyd - set the controls for the anus of the sun
Death cab for cutie - I will possess your anus.
Magnetic Fields-I Think I Need A New Anus
Reuben - Parties Break Anuses
Kylie Minogue - 2 Anuses
HAVE ANUS
Gallows - Black Anus Queen
KOL - Aha Shake Anusbreak
La Dispute - All Our Bruised Bodies And The Whole Anus Shrinks
Be Your Own Pet
Anus Throb
Cilla Black - Anyone Who Had an Anus
ABC - All of My Anus
Well I hope & I pray
That maybe someday
You'll walk in the room with my anus
Super Junior - My Love, My Kiss, My Anus
I fiind this thread way more funny than I should
Man Man - White Rice, Brown Anus
Martin Grech - Open Anus Zoo
Cheer-Accident - Your Weak Anus
Red Sparowes - Evert Red Anus Shines Towards The Red Sun
The Sea Nymphs - Mr. Drake's Big Anus
Khanate - Clean My Anus
Harvey Milk - My Broken Anus Will Never Mend
Deerhoof - Dummy Discards A Anus
Songs: Ohia - John Henry Split My Anus
This is the best thread you kids have ever come up with!
Chris Stamey & Peter Holsapple: I Wanna Break Your Anus
Latoya Jackson: Anus Don't Lie
Genesis: Hold On My Anus
Allman Bros: Black Anus Woman
Nick Lowe: My Anus Hurts
Norah Jones - Little Broken Anuses
Nick Cave - Bless His Ever Loving Anus
M83 - A Guitar & an Anus
Wu-Tang Clan - The Anus Gently Weeps
Johnny Cash - The One Rose (That's Left in my Anus)
Ouch
Marvin Gaye - This Love-Starved Anus of Mine