Post bandnames here; I will say if they are boring or not
Example: Beach House = fucking boring, maybe a 10/10. Hawkwind = HAWKWIND, 1/10. The Boredoms = 1/10, Fun = 10/10. Elastica = 3/10, Girls = 10/10, Women = 10/10, Animal Collective = 5/10. And so forth...
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so is 1 or 10 the most boring?
and can i ask for band names i've made up?
yes of course darling <3
10 is the most boring
microsoft excel
a creditable 4/10
can't really get less than 4 wholesale ripping off a brandname but it's a good one to rip
HMRC
8/10
sorry, but it's like a rewrite of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club's acronym
aw, i thought it was better than that
The RNLI
6/10
a bit British Sea Power, although British Sea Power is a much, much better name (itself a 2/10)
dipshit
SWEARS in bandnames is a bit played
but it's a nice word. 5/10
dipshit was chosen specifically because of
you, called moi...a dipshit?
Are you rating the bands themselves or their names?
the names
mel gibson
The Dandy Warhols/10
The Names
9/10, sorry
it reminds me of so many contemporary bandnames that trade on gnomic brandlike simplicity and are boring as all shit
the cotswolds
9/10 if they play folk
7/10 if they play guitar indie
2/10 if they sound like julian cope
germany
yuk
although if Rammstein change their name to this, 0/10
aw, this was one of my old band names.
germans used to be really confused by it
Radiohead
1/10
really fantastic bandname, probably contributed more than you'd think to their popularity
Radiohead the name sounds like it should belong to a Basement Jaxx/Skull Kandy type of group.
Brill Self
The Dandy Warhols/10
and this time I *mean* it. Realistically, about 3/10
joyce the librarian
joyce as policewoman
um...6. no, 5
Radio Silence
i like this
2
Is this available, I wouldn't mind stealing this?
Oh dear god
It's a Jamiroquai side-project
first song I ever wrote was called this
it was rubbish
bookreader
better than i thought, after a moment's contemplation
3
Kaleidoscope Zephyrs
doesn't really hang together well
comes off as forced wacky. 7/10
Yep
Beyond boring and into tedious like Arctic Monkeys
Tacky Louie
oooooh no
*insert next line*
The Cardiacs
oh hush
kitchens of distinction
oh this is nice
3/10 because it's a bit of a wordmash when read aloud
Barabbas
alright anthony wilson
i don't understand the tony wilson thing
but my mate's band was called this
Tony Wilson was let off by the romans and they crucified Jesus instead
I think.
in the film 24 hour party people
they are talking about band names & he mentions barabbas as being a terrible name
thought jm was referencing this
ask your mates whre they got the name from c_r
will do
also, another of my mates, who was temporarily in barabas (but a different mate to the one i was talking about) played joy division's drummer in 24 hour party people
Yeah, that's exactly what I was referencing
but then decided to go on the troll
4
again good
Magnetic Resonance.
I'm a sucker for a bit of science
3/10
Sultans of Ping FC
again a bit too wacky
if you're going to be wacky, give it a good story you can just about cling to at the edge of your mind, like Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, a 1/10 if ever there was one
6
Classical Texts in Translation
(It's mine and Kitchmo's conceptual post-music project).
too long, only semi-intrigues me
long bandnames are a massive risk. even Van Der Graaf Generator only barely works (but because it does, it's great)
5/10
Grown Ups Are Crazy
2/10
actually works really well inna sonic youth kinda way
calling all kids!
Rainforest Spiritual Enslavement
Between The Buried And Me/10
Ozric Tentacles
see above. 7
The Birthday Massacre
:(
Rating?
i guess it, boring? no
3/10
but :(
No reason for :(
They're a synth-rock band. Their name is the only morbid thing about them. Birthday = innocence, purity; Massacre = death, violence. Birthday + Massacre = contrast.
Yeah, see The Birthday Party already did that better by just being called "The Birthday Party".
The Birthday Party = very boring name
Can't compare with The Birthday Massacre. The Birthday Party at McDonalds.
You probably like The Birthday Party because Nick Cave was a member. Otherwise...
Flick
This was going to be my band's name because when it was written in the chart show indie chart font it would look like fuck
There was a 'band' at my school with the name Flicker for the same reason
juvenile then, juvenile now. 8/10, at least blink-182 chose an interesting conduit for their vulgarity
Clint was also considered
How To Destroy Angels
can I just say that Nine Inch Nails is a fucking superb, superb bandname
and this isn't quite so good although it is a Coil reference so it gets 3/10
Not bad!
Holy Fuck
10/10
go away Holy Fuck
Boring? Check again your rating system. It must be broken...
farbeit that someone has a different opinion to you eh?
No. But Holy Fuck a 10/10, the most boring?
A name like that can't be boring. Right?
ach fine, make it a 9
just something so desperate, so reaching about 'Holy Fuck', trying not to be boring the cheapest way possible
Holy Fuck, boring?
<3
this is the best thread i've seen here in months.
Anyway:
Squid Squad
:D
2/10, gives me the same :D as Half Man Half Biscuit does, although HMHB is pretty much the -1/10 of bandnames
Robots in Disguise
3
Ruff Sqwad
misspellings are underrated (van der graaf generator is one!)
5 though, sounds a bit self-aggrandising
Neon Highwire
8
yawn
Röyksopp
Slowdive
Slowdive
1/10
awesome bandname, really kinetic, luscious feel, sounds like you'd want the music to sound, invites you in, just everything you'd want
There is a sub topic on band names taken from song titles
Generally I don't approve, but in this case the connection between Slowdive the song and Slowdive the band really works.
Lemon Jelly
5
Asian Dub Foundation
6
The Future Sound of London
1/10
win
Amazing band too
I'd say unique
If they were unique, then of course their band name was false and self aggrandising
Enough time has passed for use to be sure that they were not in fact the future sound of London
BTW, I started this thread because I'm really, really sick of bands called things like
The Villagers and Women and Best Coast and People and shit like that
indie, cut it the fuck out, you're making me not want to hear you
Women are a great band
don't be such a misogynist, Louis.
Front Line Assembly
4
a bit This Heat but not nearly as good
peed-lube
cheer-accident
Slices of Apple With Jam On
3
Anal Cunt
ZERO
if you're gonna swear, kids...
Djentle Djiant
Primal Scream
DiS user JuxtaposedJames reckons this is the only perfect bandname ever, IIRC
it's definitely a 1/10
Electric Light Orchestra
3/10
OMD >>> ELO
Futureshock
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Massive Attack
Thievery Corporation
Death in Vegas
I have to go now
Someone take over, try to do it in my spirit. I'll be back later to disagree.
I'll also this the ones that are 2 or 1
Pissed Jeans
5/10
Awesome band name, but it has to be taken down because of the fact that you really can't look someone in the eye when you tell them what they're called.
Boards of Canada
Motörhead
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Dananananaykroyd
i waaaaaay preferred
hahaharoldraymis
*hahaharoldramis
GREAT FUCKING JOKE THOUGH
Ladytron
mind.in.a.box
(it's spelled like that)
Corvids
Judas Priest
Meat Beat Manifesto
Metallica
the best name in metal (IMO)
Yellow Magic Orchestra
Great Leaping Alsatians
KMFDM
Daft Punk
this must be one of the coolest names ever
Cocteau Twins
geezers of nazareth
...meanwhile, back in Communist Russia
A Waste Of Silence
And Many More
(They seem to appear on every Compilation album ever, but I've never heard them)
Carbon Based Lifeforms
Autechre
AWE-teker - 3/10
awe-TEK-er - 5/10
OW-teker - 7/10
Otter-cray - 1/10
The answer is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkDlC0RD9PY
(the first seconds)
Still, it's hard to tell what is the exact prononciation
Anyone good at English, could tell me what's the correct version:
AWE-teker
awe-TEK-er
OW-teker
Otter-cray
...from the above video?
awe-tech-er
ortika
Autechrtal Maneuvres in the Darkqs
Telefon Tel Aviv
Sonic Youth
Killing Joke
The Teardrop Explodes
Concrete Blonde
The Joy Formidable
Beach House fits their music perfectly
it's a great name in context
yes!
their music is really boring too
Yeah the whole exercise is done without context
I was going to say Destroyer but context is everything with that name.
I agree
Destroyer would be a boring name for a heavy metal band, but is an interesting name for Destroyer
my awesome compilation
bumsnogger
Elastic Band
Pulled Apart by Horses
superb name
superb band ;-)
Garbage
2/10
The name is quite striking and definitely not boring. It takes some courage and sense of humour to name your band like that.
And So I Watch You From Afar
The Beta Band
Broke up before RTM :(
Metric
precise and memorable
AC/DC
Art of Noise
so cool
School of Seven Bells
named after a mythical South American pickpocket training academy
;)
3/10
Definite air of mystique around the name, especially considering where they took it from. Awesome name.
Pink Floyd
Modus Operandi
Cabaret Voltaire
Iron Maiden
Enigma
The Human League
Moloko
this one's very, very boring, maybe a 9
the Clockwork Orange reference doesn't count?
deserves at least a 4.
Palma Violets
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
gets extra marks for being a long bandname that's also terrific
Kraftwerk
impossibly cool
And yet, was there ever a band as uncool as The Power Station?
They were quite uncool during 70s & 80s
But know, who's cooler than Kraftwerk (esp. in electronic music world)? Probably Ladytron (they were always cool).
*But now
(correction)
Notice that the W is pronounced as V
...like "kraftverk". I heard a lot of people pronouncing with U, which is wrong.
Suicide
NEU!
Score on the Ian Paisley-o-meter: 10/10
Joy Division
New Order
Depeche Mode
The Gathering
HUNK
World of Men
Manic Street Preachers
Chapterhouse
Body in the Thames
Turbowolf
perfect name
Cantshark
Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
Dying Foetus
Jemima Puddleduck and the Gastric Bypass Crew
Ultimate Hate Boat 4
Souffle? Not on a Wednesday.
The Luxury Flats
cot death
The Racist Rapists
bugger off
+ Special Guests
They must be the busiest band in the world, I see them playing everywhere
1/10
The Ainsley Harriott Experience
Way To Go Dudes!
always said in this way...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78O7ON7V1Ik
Gunhead
Prostitute Disfiguration
*Disfigurement
Anally Raped By Satan
I read that as Anally Raped by Susan
And that is a much better band name
Anally Raped By Susan Boyle
#anallyrapedbysusanalbumparty
Smash My Brother's Face in
Nosferatu D2
Chernobyl Gynaecologists
Sorry. (That isn't part of the band name by the way.)
The Cutthroat Razors
La Violenza And The Cupcake Bastards
oh good you're here
Popey Popey Skull Fuck
Chumbawamba
without a name this good they'd have been nothing
well, tubthumping might have gotten some play still but yknow
The pre-new
Peppermint Apes
WEISSMULLER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fgZbhGCSw
Well?
Psychedelic Horseshit
XDDDDD
This made me laugh a lot...
Found it on tag suggestions on DiS forum.
The Flaming Lips
Shitty Limits
Passenger of Shit
:'D
Shit and Shine
XD
The Shit Is Coming Home
Shitmat
according to DiS tag suggestions...
XD
that deep-blue guy really loves posting stuff
Yeah, it's a shame.
...
good stuff
just look of how many band names were this'd by the OP
yeah,
i think you should post less though
Archers of Loaf