shit songs from otherwise brilliant albums
I am listening to Arc by Everything Everything having been introduced to them over the weekend.
Armourland appears to be a shit song on an otherwise brilliant album.
Another example is Don't Stop from The Stone Roses. Painfully shit track, rest of the album is incredible.
What say you?
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Not a huge fan of Frankly, Mr. Shankly
SOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS
ugh
If we're talking about The Smiths
it can only really be Meat Is Murder. 30 minutes of jangley indie and then 10 minutes of buzzsaws and mooing.
With you on Meat is Murder
I've always believed that the album is almost perfect, better even than The Queen is Dead, until it gets to the halfway point of the second side. Barbarism Begins at Home is half a song stretched out for what seems like hours and the title track is mawkish rubbish.
Meat Is Murder
is an embarassing end to a fantastic album. Although it is unintentionally quite funny.
great song
remember Marr saying somewhere how disappointed he was when Morrissey came back with those lyrics
to go with what was one of his favourite pieces of music he ever wrote
Similarly, Johnny Marr was reportedly much put out that, having written a particularly pretty tune, Morrissey gave it the rather less fetching title Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others.
Was thinking about this story the other day
Bernard Butler used to steal the same line and use it for We are the Pigs.
That said, Marr's comment was, I believe, tongue-in-cheek. He tends to stay above direct criticism of Morrissey.
The only shit Smiths song is their cover of Golden Lights,
The only shit Smiths song is their cover of Golden Lights,
100% ^this
With Portfolio
not this
headphones, ridiculous volume, sweeeeeeeet
nah it's just annoying
that fucking song of pig lib. i can't even remember what it's called
i'm so close to erasing it
that could be a couple
Maybe Craw Song?
Quite like the instrumentation but the lyrics are just turd
got it in one
i love that album but that song, jesus, what were they thinking?
Most Ringo songs on most Beatles albums
be more specific
With A Little Help From My Friends is great
That's because it's a Lennon-Macca song sung by Ringo.
He means Don't Pass Me By, which is fucking dreadful. And I guess What Goes On, which is definitely the song you skip to make Rubber Soul seem good.
Octopussy's Garden is fucking boss, though.
Don't pass me by is brilliant.
It's usually a Paul song.
Drive My Car, Good Day Sunshine, When I'm 64...
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Is a steaming turd on one of the best album in history
I'm here from the Wrong Opinions Correction Unit
I'm afraid I'm going to have to correct the above opinion and stamp your forehead with the WRONG stamp.
here's a pamphlet entitled 'You Are Wrong: A Guide To Not Being Wrong'.
Not wrong! Post-wrong, ex-wrong and proud. Get over it!
Fucking Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Tempted to say Eat Y'self Fitter
but it's growing on me.
Once you get past the initial mind numbing annoyingness, Eat Y'self Fitter is a masterstroke.
Yeah it's growing on me cos I quite like the Peel Session version
without the flute and Brix's annoying vocals.
you knew you were wrong and you persevered
admirable. soon you'll realise the flute and Brix's vocals are mint.
Eat Y'self Fitter is amazing
Mariah Carey [Kim Gordon] And The Arthur Doyle Hand Cream
Sonic Nurse - Sonic Youth
gone.
Absolutely this.
Who decided to put such an irritating whine smack in the middle of some of Sonic Youth's most lovely songs? Four minutes of vocalised constipation.
Silver - Doolittle (Pixies)
Dancing Shoes - Whatever People Say (Arctic Monkeys)
YES!
Doolittle is brilliant and timeless, but those opening notes of Silver always make me cringe and I always end up skipping it.
Silver is great
If there's a shit song on Doolittle it's La La Love You
La La Love You is NOT shit
In fact it's one of the best and catchy songs from the album.
Calm down children
They're both arse-dribble on an otherwise great album.
The 'ALL I'M SAYIN, PRETTY BABY'
goes on for way too long, but otherwise it's a great song.
nah Silver is great and weird and creepy
there are no bad songs on 'Doolittle'
(this is why we can't have nice things, etc)
There goes my gun
is filler, but not bad as such. The rest of it is amazing, Silver included.
My Body Is A Cage - Neon Bible
I can't stand that song. A bad end to a brilliant album.
Ocean of Noise as well
When I saw them play Manchester years ago they finished on this and didn't play Wake Up. Livid.
ocean of noise > wake up
Bullshit
all the bullshit.
no
it's gorgeous.
The Wrong Opinions Correction Unit called
You're fired.
Let Down
(Alright, it's not *shit* but it's by far the worst on OK C)
Whaaaaat?
It's by far the -best- song on OKC. Oh, that moment when Thom's voice multitracks (swoon)
^ This
That's like the best part of any song Radiohead have ever recorded.
Is it possible to ban yourself, Theo?
Not this
Now you're just being silly
holy shit you WHAT
*Lucky
not this either
ignoring whatever you think of fitter happier you could say maybe say electioneering but i wouldn't really call it 'shit'
the weakest proper song on OKC is electioneering
but I wouldn't say it's bad
no
Good, no one's said Beth/Rest yet
NOT Beth/Rest.
Not shit
but I don't quite get all the love for it.
that's a paddling
The correct Radiohead call
is Bones from The Bends.
MOR off Blur
There's just something annoying about this one, probably too long, too relentlessly yelling and not very melodic.
Crazy Beat
on Think Tank is fucking atrocious
As is Jets.
Jets is great.
I like MOR
despite (or because of?) it being a massive Bowie rip-off.
I like Don't Stop
it lets you settle into the album after starting with three knock-out classics. With hindsight they could have wedged on Sally Cinnamon or Elephant Stone or Mersey Paradise but it would have been too much - Don't Stop let's the album breathe.
Elizabeth My Dear is shit though.
Elizabeth My Dear seems filler. But at least it's short.
Elephant Stone definitely should be part of their debut album track listing.
Well until you mentioned some tracks by an overrated Manchester baggy band I thought you were talking about Rumours
and was going to smack you down.
Oh don't worry, I got confused.
I didn't even read the full original post. Who cares what other dudes think? :D
Elizabeth is incredible you numpty
Don't Stop is great
Was just listening to Titus' latest
and though as an album it's grown on me to the point that it might be my favourite of theirs, Tried to Quit Smoking is just boring & a bit shit.
What about Food Fight?
Waste of time.
The Boy Done Wrong Again
The Baby Song
Off Flip Your Wig
I came here to post this.
The Baby Song is actually painful to listen to.
Stock response
haha
this is one of the damned few tracks I have deleted from iTunes.
made even more heinous when you consider it immediately follows one of their greatest fucking songs.
Say Goodbye Good by The Promise Ring.
I really like Wood/Water on the whole but that song is an arse. See also that Death Cab song that they all started singing along to on Six Feet Under.
The Middle
no
i'm curious
is this no and the accompanying ^thises because Bleed American isn't an otherwise brilliant album, or because The Middle isn't shit. Because The Middle Is Shit.
this is deliberately bad i think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58pPCvB7xrg
even Metallica used to hate on Escape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQfgDP2byE
Escape is one of my favorite songs from Ride the Lightning
No need to hate this song
OUT ON MY OWN
OUT TO BE FREEEEE
Weakest song on the album for sure but I have a soft spot for it
'The Rat' on Bows+Arrows.
lol
clean, efficient, no-nonsense trolling
a breath of fresh air that
:D
He's still got it.
i haven't heard the rest of bows and arrows
but if it's anything like their earlier work then i'd be inclined to agree. i heard the rat and was instantly convinced to not hear the album
booooo!
NOBOOOOOU
Didn't mean to ^this this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHZR57AXavo
Ancient History
by The Cribs
Absolutely not
one of their best songs, you muppet
the bit where it gets faster and faster is SO good.
anything goes on appetite for destruction
Electioneering
Ghost Train
Happy Phantom
Looking for Astronauts
So Real
Playhouses
Old old fashioned
Looking for Astronauts ... Old Old Fashioned ... AHAHAHAHAAAAA
just ... personal opinion ... but thanks
fair enough, but odd opinions to me
like, sure there are weaker tracks on Alligator and Midnight Organ Fight, but it seems strange to call any of them truly shit
never cared much for Old Old Fashioned
musically boring, lyrically one huge cliche. And yet surrounded by genius.
So Real? Playhouses?
I blame myself for clicking the thread.
It's okay
You can still like and enjoy them.
Do you mean Ghost Train from August and Everything After?
You fucking mentalist
Also: Looking for Astronauts?
You fucking mentalist
Yeah, that Ghost Train
It's a massive turd on an otherwise great album.
I may have been a bit harsh on Looking For Astronauts. It's not that it's completely shit, I just find it tedious and boring and I always skip it. That bit about "throw from your window, your record collection" egh.
Prefer Happy Phantom to China
but I can see how it would annoy people.
SO REAL
fuck off m8, best track on the album
Crazy Beat on Think Tank
what the fuck were they thinking.
fair shout
its the production...
...if they had just left it as a simple little guitar number, it would have been fine, albeit still decidedly average for their standards. but adding that Muse-esque voice and those ridiculous flatulent synths make it one of their very worst tracks. and it was a single, right? amazing.
Produced by Fatboy Slim
FFS
The Murder Mystery on The Velvet Underground
can deal with it on its own sometimes, but just kills that album stone dead for me
Help The Aged on This Is Hardcore - Pulp
Their weakest song by a country mile.
Seductive Barry is worse than that though
I love Seductive Barry!
Least favourite is I'm a Man, I believe the whole band hate it now too.
Noooo, Seductive Barry is awesome
I agree that "I'm A Man" is the weak link on Hardcore. It's too much like Stereotypes/Country House/Charmless Man/Top Man-esque Blur for my liking.
Love all three of those!
And every other track on that album!
Pink Cellphone by Deftones - instantly skipped/deleted.
It's Oh So Quiet by Bjork is a war crime. I know a lot of people defend this song but anything involving a big band/swing sort of thing makes me livid.
It's Oh So Quiet is fantastic
I don't hate it
But I hate that even some of my musically-inclined friends think Bjork only ever did this one song, and branded me "uncool" for listening to her.
I had three of them gang up on me once. I was like, "but.. but.. Army Of Me! Bachelorette! Vespertine!!!"
In short, I do skip It's Oh So Quiet.
No, it's horrible
Fuck yeah Pink Cellphone
Just so...nothing
The Girl Is Mine
Probably stops Thriller from being one of my all-time favourite albums.
Lately off The Decline Of British Sea Power
14 minutes of sod all. I think I may well be alone in this opinion though.
JFC
The Decline of British Sea Power is my joint favourite album of all time (along with Turn On The Bright Lights) and Lately is the best track on it. It certainly takes its time to get going and to get to the end but it really is incredible. I am as staggered by your suggestion as I was by Theo saying Let Down was a weak song.
Do you like my megalithic rock?
says it all really
Hmm
I think I prefer British Sea Power's pop songs. The more expansive/post-rocky ones always seem to drag a bit.
One of my favourite songs ever
I'm gonna say Moby Dick again...
Jazz Police on I'm Your Man
Jazz Police fucking sucks. I hate that song.
can i suggest mausoleum from the holy bible please
No you cannot
I've never really liked Removables from Everything Must Go
Weird really, because Richey's lyrics otherwise fit in fine with their new sound
but this just sounds too cold-blooded.
Lover's Rock on London Calling
Don't you mean "over half of London Calling..."
Jumble Sailing on the otherwise incredible Clearlake 'Lido' LP
Not 'this'
Jumble Sailing is ace. Shush.
There is no bad song on Lido
and you should feel very, very bad.
Jumble Sailing is embarrassing but sort of likeable.
Most of the album's meh and forgettable. Except that one song which is ace.
You should feel even badder
than ryanwilson.
Nick Cave
Christina the Astonishing off Henry's Dream.
The Replacements - Waitress in the Sky (from Tim)
nein
Noooooo
Dose of Thunder is the worst track on that album. Waitress in the Sky is brilliant.
Andy Warhol on Hunky Dory.
If by "Andy Warhol" you mean "Kooks"
then I'm right with you
*makes sign of crucifix*
BE GONE, GET BACK YEE, FOUL BEAST OF THE NIGHT!
Removables from Everything Must Go
Meat 'n potatoes rock without any of the 'rock'. A truly uninspired, workmanlike song to trudge through.
Kevin Carter off that album too
Kevin Carter's ace.
That trumpet <3
fuck you
Company Dime
on Something To Write Home About.
The Notorious Byrd Brothers
is a rolled-gold classic album of psychedelic country rock, until you get to the final track which is some fanciful droning bullshit about the moon landings.
The Beatles
I feel like The Beatles could not make a record without putting at least one song on that just fucks everything up. It doesn't necessarily need to be a bad song - in fact, if you were to take most of these songs and make an album out of them, I'd probably love it - but most of them are just so goddamn questionable that it ruins the flow of everything. And, like that album, I would still think that "Good Morning, Good Morning" was unlistenable.
Drive My Car (Rubber Soul)
Yellow Submarine (Revolver)
Lovely Rita AND Good Morning, Good Morning (Sgt. Pepper's)
Wild Honey Pie, Why Don't We Do It In The Road?, Everbody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey, Savory Truffle (White Album)
Octopus's Garden (Abbey Road)
Maggie Mae (Let It Be)
SO THERE
Drive My Car is a fantastic song
what the fucking fuck
BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEAP
YEEEEEEEEEEAH
As said, it's not that I dislike any of those songs, really, they just don't fit all that well.
'Lovely Rita'?!
not having that.
also: the White Album is so great because it's an imperfect sprawl. the crap songs are part of the charm.
That is exactly why I do not like The White Album
I feel like there's so, so, SO much unnecessary filler.
Getchoo
Nah
El Scorcho
Bullshit
El Scorcho is amazing
its good life
madness!
Kraftwerk - Showroom Dummies (Trans-Europe Express)
Pulp - Something Changed (Different Class)
Something Changed AND Daddy's Speeding?
You're crazy.
Showroom Dummies is one of their classic songs
It's not shit. In fact Kraftwerk never made a truly awful song.
WHA???
Suede - Daddy's Speeding (Dog Man Star)
why are people picking the best songs on their album
Don't be silly
The best song on Dog Man Star is definitely The Wild Ones. Or Still Life, at a push.
Really?
Those are clearly the worst two songs on that album.
Bollocks. The Wild Ones is brilliant.
Daddy's Speeding is great though.
Actually, yeah it is.
For some reason I remembered it being shit. Wierd.
The Power is SHIT
Recorded without Bernard, has a half hearted sessioneer strum on it, very little in the way of emotional impact.
Dropped by Brett in the rejigged tracklisting on the inner sleeve on the deluxe edition. Because it is SHIT.
I'm okay with the Power.
Maybe it's 'cos I really liked it when I was younger but I think it's a strong enough song to overcome flaws in the recording process.
If there is a weak track on Dog Man Star it's definitely This Hollywood Life. But even that's just about decent enough.
Still Life is pants
It's chuffin' ace
If you want to reproach it for anything, then it's for convincing every half-arsed b-list Britpop band that if they added an orchestra or a string section then they would sound classier. Shed Seven, Embrace, Cast et al.
Feeling Good off Origin of Symmetry
Come on - could have had Futurism on there!
Best song on there.
modest mouse - we've got eberything
mercers vocals are painful to listen to, irritating hook that grates as well as being a potent earworm
Actually... yeah.
Future Of The Left
Goals In Slow Motion - not shit, just totally out of place amongst everything they've ever done, and mixed really badly. Rest of the album is blinding.
One of the best on the album.
I used to think it was one of the best songs on the album
but now I skip it most of the time... like you say, doesn't fit in at all. Would have been better suited to one of their EPs I think
Parklife is two songs too long.
Clover Over Dover
and
Parklife.
...Parklife...?
The title song is an essential part of the album
agreed...
...on a conceptual basis, but as a song i've always found it largely unlistenable.
and i love blur. like, a lot.
no it's not.
Worst thing Blur ever did. Including the video to Country House in that.
jackals, false grails: the lonesome era
sorry guys.
also 'we got the jazz' off low end theory by ATCQ i'm really not into. otherwise pretty perfect album.
and side with the seeds.
What the fuck?
I used to hate on all the noisier tracks on Slanted
but the more I listen the more they've grown on me, No Life Signed Her especially.
Fame Throwa is still shit though
It is not a 'bad' song. And the album is still y'know, *the* album...
but Touched off Loveless is not a good track at all.
Desolation Row on Highway 61 Revisited
Goes on forever, and that fucking twangy guitar piddles all the way through.
Are you taking the piss?
Nope
One of the worst songs from his good period.
Student Demonstartion Time on Surf's Up
*Demonstration, even.