Type Festive Lyrics IN CAPITALS
...YOU BETTER NOT POUT
BETTER NOT SHOUT!!!!
BETTER NOT CRY
BETTER NOT SIGH
I'M TELLIN' YOU WHY
BECAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING, TO TOWN
Preferred version: http://youtu.be/iSgEDKjmT5o
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WELL TONIGHT THANK GAWD ITS THEM INSTEAD OF YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
ONCE BITTEN, TWIIIIIICE SHYYYYYYY!
LITTLE DONKEY, LITTLE DONKEY.
ON THE DUSTY ROAD.
LET'S HOPE FOR A PROTEIN PROTECTION CHRISTMAS
I'M TALKING ABOUT FRANKIE LYMON
I CAME BACK TO EARTH
THE ONLY THING GOOD TO SAY
IS ALL THE POLITICIANS
ARE ON HOLIDAY
I WANT TO WALK IN THE SNOW
AND NOT SOIL ITS PURITY
IIIIIITTT'S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
FIVE. GOLD. RINGS!!
FIVE CAN-TON-AAAAAHS!
I HIT THE BOTTOM
I HIT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
(it's festive because I'm currently listening to it and it's Christmas Eve so there)
hit the bottom and escape
surely
YOU SCUMBAG, YOU MAGGOT
YOU CHEAP LOUSY FAGGOT
MARY BRADLEY WAITS AT HOME IN THE NUCLEAR FALLOUT ZONE!
the only one that really works imho is
DOESNT IT FEEL LIKE XMAS
DOESNT IT FEEL LIKE XMAS
DOESNT IT FEEL LIKE XMAS
YES IT FEELS LIKE XMAS
MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT TONIGHT
WITH YOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUU
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND I'VE ONLY WRAPPED TWO FUCKING PRESENTS
IS IT REALLY CHRISTMAS TIME AT ALL?
I'M THE CHRISTMAS UNICORN
YOU'RE THE CHRISTMAS UNICORN
SANTA CLAUSE YOU CUNT
WHERE'S MY FUCKING BIKE?
CLAUS*
WELL IT'S THE 25TH WE'VE GOT THE DAY OFF WORK WE'RE ROCKING OUT THE PLACE
LOOK OUT FOR MISLETOE LOOK OUT FOR MISLETOE OR I WILL KISS YOUR FACE
2000 YEARS AGO A LITTLE BOY WAS BORN TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE
WELL IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, SO HAVE A PARTY
WE'RE SORRY ABOUT ALL OF THAT "NAILED TO THE CROSS" BUSINESS
DON'T LET THE BELLLLLLSSSS ENDDDDDD
C'MON KIDS!