Are we to believe that you had a chance meeting with Mr Cave whilst you just happened to have a copy of one of his books on you? That's too much of a co-incidence, there's more to this than meets the eye.
Unless of course he just signed your copy of 50 shades.
For no reason? Sounds like his children were conceived from
bad seeds
:)
i think they laughed because i swore in front of them
then swore again for swearing in front of them
i was a mess
they were just over-excited as they'd been to a
birthday party
nice
They're spoilt by an insecure father who keeps asking...
Do you love me?
Simply a nervous reaction due to
the kindness of strangers.
If you were a mess just be grateful they didn't jump.....
into your arms.
ever since 'no pussy blues'
things just haven't been the same in the cave family unit
One of them's a Good Son, the other likes to pull Wings Off Flies.
I imagine he reprimanded them with a sharp cry of "O Children!"
that wasn't his son
the boy's next door
*awaits punchline*
there is no punchline
he signed my book
& i left the shop, was almost sick outside tescos
Which book?
Are we to believe that you had a chance meeting with Mr Cave whilst you just happened to have a copy of one of his books on you? That's too much of a co-incidence, there's more to this than meets the eye.
Unless of course he just signed your copy of 50 shades.
this thread warms my heart
Apparently the lead singer of Hole
was banging on the door trying to get in, but the proprietor said she was banned. Cave said "Oi, let Love in!"
Coat.
His girlfriend was there too, on her way to one of those mock-medieval sword fight things, but with a big dent from where he'd
knocked her armour
He ordered a box of Shiraz
and then decided he'd get another one for his mate, former Manchester Utd & England left-back Paul Parker. "A box for black Paul" he asked.
Right-back, sorry.
My jokes may be appalling but in my knowledge of 80s/90s football I bow to no man.
he was probably buying that new brand of stella.
you know that one that comes in blue cans and is good for defining your stomach muscles.
it think it's called Ab Artois Blues.
I think it was whisky
Yes - let the Bells ring
Damn this board, damn it to hell
for making a shit joke even shitter.
But hasn't he given up booze?
Yes
and he hasn't made a decent record since. If the above story is true, it suggests he's back on the bottle which could mean a return to form.
^ This guy
Are you the Blue Nun...
...that i've been waiting for?
My life was blacker than the chambers
of a blue nun's heart
That's odd...
I once met Nick Offlicence in a cave.
I'm surprised he didn't
give his kids a slap with his red right hand.
Warren Ellis laughed at you in an offie?