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...I cannot love you, I cannot love a man who cannot learn to love himself.'

I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,
Tim Robbins in Jacob's Ladder,
Such patience, such verve and poise,
But, but wait a minute, shit, that's the wrong film.

THE UNUSUAL MARK ON HIS NECK WHEN HE WAS 42.
HE! WAS! MARRIED! TO A LADY,
THOUGH THAT TERM IS GENEROUS,
WHO LOOKED LIKE A NESTING DOLL HAVING SEX WITH IT'S OWN SHADOW.

bowel movements
preceded
the bloodless coup

I'M NOT A PRIZE...

Hide your dreams from capital
Everybody needs to eat
Even dogs and customs men

That is Sky News,
or Murdoch live,
or whatever the hell the devil calls himself...

It doesn't taste like a man!

BUT DOES IT FUCK LIKE A MAN?
BUT DOES IT FUCK LIKE A MAN?

It doesn't look like a man!
It doesn't talk like a man!
But does it fuck like a man?!

Small bones small bodies, sink into semantics
The slightest excuse - the tiniest exo-skeleton

EXCUSE MY MANNER, I'M HAVING SUCH A BAD DAY

A MASSIVE LIZARD
I AM NOT STUPID
I UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.

BECAUSE THE PROMISE SO MUCH HEALTH
AND HOW FAR CAN YOU RISE ON BORROWED SELLOTAPE?

All he ever wanted was a detonator,
All he ever wanted was a detonator,
All he ever wanted was a deto...na...tor!

Or 94 years in a frozen wasteland.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN PELE CURED CANCER?

a sense of deeper love?

though it might be better to just bump this:

http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4275403

BUT LOOK AT THE ALTERNATIVES

That I picked up from an idiot
On a unicycle in a town square
He is sad now
He was sadder then

He's just a one-town man, with a one-man wife

But not his smoker's cough
It must have been the laaaaack of taaaaar iiiin heroin.

there are things that I ought to know
If I fuck what I eat and I eat what I fuck, am I worthy?

As in a disappointing insurance salesman
Who you dismiss from your drive
With a flick of your pudding hand

Did you join with the crowds in Trafalgar Square and watch on the giant screen?
This year the big day will be marked in part by the screening of a second series ... of yawning.

NOW THAT THEY'LL NEVER MAKE BAIL?

Excelled in telesales
Cold calling deep intooooo theee eveeeniiing

AND IS ANGRY WITH DANIEL DAY LEWIS FOR WHAT HE PERCEIVES TO BE THE RELATIVE LACK OF ACTION IN THERE WILL BE BLOOD, WHICH HE OTHERWISE ENJOYED BUT FOUND A LITTLE PRECIOUS FOR HIS TASTES.

She's there
To confront you with DNA evidence
Cos the lasttimeyouwerehere
You retired to her place of residence...
...oh dear

With the vacuum cleaner under my arm
The extension cord wrapped around the base of my penis
In defiance of societal norms

Very much so

WE STOPPED OFF IN DUBLIN AND WONDERED IF WARSAW HAD MOVED.

x

CARNAGE AT THE PETTING ZOO

They say the price of love is a black hole, where your friends were, where your social life sits
Pulled into a chasm of family engagements and trips to the garden centre
That is true enough if you choose it - or it chooses you, I forget which
You could marry yourself to an orphan girl and overcompensate on her birthday...
Well I don't need koi carp swimming round my feet, and auburn haired children blocking my path, as I run to the disabled bathroom, topping off a twelve-hour drinking spree.

Janie was an elf (a brave disguise)
And when they got together (just for the record)
They only ate sausage - SAUSAGE ON A STICK

But at least I know the capital of Guam

Boring, but magnificent
Surely you're amazed by it

Saddam Hussein wont be needing in now

Damn buggered that up a bit didn't I?

I cannot identify the bloodied bodies of my loved ones

They were killed whilst watching a new television show on the MTV network

One where Kim Kardashian is chased through woodland by a giant bear wearing a mask which carries the visage of recently deceased film director Michael Winner.

Johnny Depp stars as a robot pirate who loses his wife in a game of poker and tries to win her back with hilarious consequences

Disapproved of Che Guevara
Kept his whistle whiter
Than a racist at a swimming pool

the clothes are great,
and everybody loves a curfew

To the merchandise manufacturers
Who made it possible
With their hard work, talent, application
And love of tote bags

in the sense that the characters crave an ending
If only to release poor Billy Corgan from his role as the titular character's nemesis

For reasons best known to themselves
With coloured paint and a photographer from Kerrang

and wondered if Walsall had moved.

and it's Warsaw. I always thought it was Walsall.

But no one thought to tell him
The plant had relocated
And moved to Solihull.

Everybody died!
Something infectious but yet
SOMETHING WONDERFUL.

Who slipped on the pavement
And fell on a landmine
Instead of his FACE