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The best EVER Future Of The Left lyrics?

doggod202003 [Edit] [Delete] 73 replies 13:08, 21 October '11

anyone?

my favourites:

"Then violence solved everything
Violence, she solved everything"

"Small bones small bodies,
Where's the harm in being accidentally miniaturised?"

You guys?

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  • 'Reginald, I...

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    I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,
    Tim Robbins in Jacob's Ladder,
    Such patience, such verve and poise,
    But, but wait a minute, shit, that's the wrong film.

    boydungud | 21 Oct '11, 15:28 | X
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  • OTIS, FIRST NOTICED

    THE UNUSUAL MARK ON HIS NECK WHEN HE WAS 42.
    HE! WAS! MARRIED! TO A LADY,
    THOUGH THAT TERM IS GENEROUS,
    WHO LOOKED LIKE A NESTING DOLL HAVING SEX WITH IT'S OWN SHADOW.

    Icarus-Smicarus | 21 Oct '11, 15:31 | X
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  • slight

    bowel movements
    preceded
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    lichengrave | 21 Oct '11, 15:36 | X
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  • 38 minutes in a chicken's nightmare

    Icarus-Smicarus | 21 Oct '11, 15:38 | X
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    roastthemonaspit | 21 Oct '11, 15:40 | X
    Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
  • Something about the way Kelson says shit in this just cracks me up.

    chickenlover @boydungud | 21 Oct '11, 15:44 | X
  • COME ON RICK

    I'M NOT A PRIZE...

    hairystavros | 21 Oct '11, 15:48 | X
    Gashwrecker this'd this
  • SMALL BONES SMALL BODIES HIT THE FFFFFFFFFLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR

    shucks | 21 Oct '11, 15:52 | X
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    Hide your dreams from capital
    Everybody needs to eat
    Even dogs and customs men

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    Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
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    Icarus-Smicarus | 21 Oct '11, 16:05 | X
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    That is Sky News,
    or Murdoch live,
    or whatever the hell the devil calls himself...

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    Icarus-Smicarus @chickenlover | 21 Oct '11, 16:10 | X
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    cptlstz | 21 Oct '11, 16:12 | X
  • Something about Kelson's crack says me up.

    boydungud @Icarus-Smicarus | 21 Oct '11, 16:15 | X
    ma0sm this'd this
  • It doesn't smell like a man!

    It doesn't taste like a man!

    BUT DOES IT FUCK LIKE A MAN?
    BUT DOES IT FUCK LIKE A MAN?

    Icarus-Smicarus | 21 Oct '11, 16:18 | X
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  • Yeah sure Satan rules but that doesn't mean I can't be practical

    unfamiliar | 21 Oct '11, 16:18 | X
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    doggod202003 | 21 Oct '11, 16:20 | X
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    doggod202003 | 21 Oct '11, 16:24 | X
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  • THOUGH I AM JUST A

    A MASSIVE LIZARD
    I AM NOT STUPID
    I UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.

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    though it might be better to just bump this:

    http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4275403

    Icarus-Smicarus @doggod202003 | 21 Oct '11, 17:41 | X
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    He was sadder then

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    there are things that I ought to know
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    vamos | 9 Nov '13, 18:12 | X
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    Lambchops | 9 Nov '13, 18:28 | X
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    champo | 9 Nov '13, 21:53 | X
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    To the merchandise manufacturers
    Who made it possible
    With their hard work, talent, application
    And love of tote bags

    SarahIsPi | 9 Nov '13, 23:29 | X
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    in the sense that the characters crave an ending
    If only to release poor Billy Corgan from his role as the titular character's nemesis

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    For reasons best known to themselves
    With coloured paint and a photographer from Kerrang

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    and wondered if Walsall had moved.

    bad_weekend | 13 Nov '13, 00:29 | X
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    and it's Warsaw. I always thought it was Walsall.

    bad_weekend @bad_weekend | 13 Nov '13, 00:34 | X
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    But no one thought to tell him
    The plant had relocated
    And moved to Solihull.

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    vamos this'd this
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    Everybody died!
    Something infectious but yet
    SOMETHING WONDERFUL.

    Icarus-Smicarus | 13 Nov '13, 01:11 | X
    JaguarPirate this'd this
  • Death of a salesman

    Who slipped on the pavement
    And fell on a landmine
    Instead of his FACE

    Lambchops | 13 Nov '13, 08:35 | X
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