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The best EVER Future Of The Left lyrics?
anyone?
my favourites:
"Then violence solved everything
Violence, she solved everything"
"Small bones small bodies,
Where's the harm in being accidentally miniaturised?"
You guys?
- doggod202003 this'd this
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Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
Whose prison break is the most impressive?
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,
Tim Robbins in Jacob's Ladder,
Such patience, such verve and poise,
But, but wait a minute, shit, that's the wrong film.PowerCorruptionNPies this'd thisOTIS, FIRST NOTICED
THE UNUSUAL MARK ON HIS NECK WHEN HE WAS 42.
HE! WAS! MARRIED! TO A LADY,
THOUGH THAT TERM IS GENEROUS,
WHO LOOKED LIKE A NESTING DOLL HAVING SEX WITH IT'S OWN SHADOW.vamos and conditionals this'd thisslight
bowel movements
preceded
the bloodless coup-
Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
COME ON RICK
I'M NOT A PRIZE...
Gashwrecker this'd this...
Hide your dreams from capital
Everybody needs to eat
Even dogs and customs menIcarus-Smicarus this'd thisIF YOU BELIEVE THE HYSTERICAL GUNG-HO TECHNICOLOUR CRAPFEST
That is Sky News,
or Murdoch live,
or whatever the hell the devil calls himself...doggod202003 and Oissin_ this'd this-
ma0sm this'd this
It doesn't smell like a man!
It doesn't taste like a man!
BUT DOES IT FUCK LIKE A MAN?
BUT DOES IT FUCK LIKE A MAN?It doesn't look like a man!
It doesn't talk like a man!
But does it fuck like a man?!Small bones small bodies, sink into semantics
The slightest excuse - the tiniest exo-skeleton-
doggod202003 this'd this
CALL ME ANNA, VELOCIRAPTOR
EXCUSE MY MANNER, I'M HAVING SUCH A BAD DAY
THOUGH I AM JUST A
A MASSIVE LIZARD
I AM NOT STUPID
I UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.Oissin_ this'd thisTHOSE TANS ARE A CURSE
BECAUSE THE PROMISE SO MUCH HEALTH
AND HOW FAR CAN YOU RISE ON BORROWED SELLOTAPE?All he ever wanted was a detonator,
All he ever wanted was a detonator,
All he ever wanted was a detonator,
All he ever wanted was a deto...na...tor!46 seconds in your company
Or 94 years in a frozen wasteland.
vamos this'd thisWHERE WERE YOU WHEN RUSSELL BRAND DISCOVERED FIRE?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN PELE CURED CANCER?
what kind of orgy leaves
a sense of deeper love?
doggod202003 this'd thisIf you want
though it might be better to just bump this:
A SURVEY SAYS PAEDOPHILES RUN THE BBC
BUT LOOK AT THE ALTERNATIVES
I am reading you like a pamphlet
That I picked up from an idiot
On a unicycle in a town square
He is sad now
He was sadder thenvamos this'd thisHe wasn't headed for a good life
He's just a one-town man, with a one-man wife
Icarus-Smicarus this'd this-
TheRza this'd this
His daughter had his laugh
But not his smoker's cough
It must have been the laaaaack of taaaaar iiiin heroin.FilthyLittleCreep this'd thisIf I must play a part in this mess
there are things that I ought to know
If I fuck what I eat and I eat what I fuck, am I worthy?-
Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
D-E-S-T R-O-Y SPELLS ROY
As in a disappointing insurance salesman
Who you dismiss from your drive
With a flick of your pudding handgromulant this'd thisWhere were you when Russell Brand discovered fire?
Did you join with the crowds in Trafalgar Square and watch on the giant screen?
This year the big day will be marked in part by the screening of a second series ... of yawning.Icarus-Smicarus this'd thisWHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE FAVOURITE SONS
NOW THAT THEY'LL NEVER MAKE BAIL?
She took herself to Wales
Excelled in telesales
Cold calling deep intooooo theee eveeeniiingvamos this'd thisTHE BEAR HAS APPARENTLY NOT QUALIFIED FOR A WORKPLACE PENSION
AND IS ANGRY WITH DANIEL DAY LEWIS FOR WHAT HE PERCEIVES TO BE THE RELATIVE LACK OF ACTION IN THERE WILL BE BLOOD, WHICH HE OTHERWISE ENJOYED BUT FOUND A LITTLE PRECIOUS FOR HIS TASTES.
There's a girl on the nightclub terrace / called Claire
She's there
To confront you with DNA evidence
Cos the lasttimeyouwerehere
You retired to her place of residence...
...oh dearspiritofjazz and ma0sm this'd thisI find myself jumping through the bedroom window
With the vacuum cleaner under my arm
The extension cord wrapped around the base of my penis
In defiance of societal normsIcarus-Smicarus this'd thisIt is
Very much so
TWO YEARS AGO
WE STOPPED OFF IN DUBLIN AND WONDERED IF WARSAW HAD MOVED.
Bored kids equals
CARNAGE AT THE PETTING ZOO
whatisthewhat this'd this...
They say the price of love is a black hole, where your friends were, where your social life sits
Pulled into a chasm of family engagements and trips to the garden centre
That is true enough if you choose it - or it chooses you, I forget which
You could marry yourself to an orphan girl and overcompensate on her birthday...
Well I don't need koi carp swimming round my feet, and auburn haired children blocking my path, as I run to the disabled bathroom, topping off a twelve-hour drinking spree.vamos this'd thisWoody was a wizard (a feeder of footsteps)
Janie was an elf (a brave disguise)
And when they got together (just for the record)
They only ate sausage - SAUSAGE ON A STICKWell maybe I'm a martyr for my mischief
But at least I know the capital of Guam
Made a living from contract bridge
Boring, but magnificent
Surely you're amazed by it-
ma0sm this'd this
I'VE GOT A HOLE FOR SEBASTIAN COE
Saddam Hussein wont be needing in now
Damn buggered that up a bit didn't I?
ma0sm this'd thisI cannot identify the bloodied bodies of my loved ones
They were killed whilst watching a new television show on the MTV network
One where Kim Kardashian is chased through woodland by a giant bear wearing a mask which carries the visage of recently deceased film director Michael Winner.
Pirates of the Caribbean 47
Johnny Depp stars as a robot pirate who loses his wife in a game of poker and tries to win her back with hilarious consequences
Sorry Dad, I know your father
Disapproved of Che Guevara
Kept his whistle whiter
Than a racist at a swimming pooljimouthargyle this'd thisthere's nothing like a military coup
the clothes are great,
and everybody loves a curfewMaconchy this'd thisThis song is dedicated
To the merchandise manufacturers
Who made it possible
With their hard work, talent, application
And love of tote bagsAt least Harry Potter has a proper story
in the sense that the characters crave an ending
If only to release poor Billy Corgan from his role as the titular character's nemesisSlipknot came and assaulted Topshop
For reasons best known to themselves
With coloured paint and a photographer from KerrangLambchops this'd thisTwo years ago, we came to Dublin
and wondered if Walsall had moved.
Ooops, this was already posted,
and it's Warsaw. I always thought it was Walsall.
He'd phoned in sick for years
But no one thought to tell him
The plant had relocated
And moved to Solihull.vamos this'd thisOver the weekend!
Everybody died!
Something infectious but yet
SOMETHING WONDERFUL.JaguarPirate this'd thisDeath of a salesman
Who slipped on the pavement
And fell on a landmine
Instead of his FACE
'Reginald, I...
...I cannot love you, I cannot love a man who cannot learn to love himself.'