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maradona [Edit] [Delete] 28 replies 12:26 September 14th, 2005

Hi dis ladies and gentlemen,

I'm interested to know whom you lot think are the tallest, shortest, fattest, ugliest and fittest/best looking men & women are in music -

My choices are, (i'm sure you guys will come out with much better though)

Tallest - Josh Homme QOTSA
Shortest - that little midget guy who was part of Kid Rock's outfit
Fattest - that fat cunt from the wankmo's that are bowling for soup
Ugliest - the uglier of the two birds from magic Numbers/ or that knobhead from the darkness
Fittest - gotta go for Tabitha fom Joy Zipper/ Natalie Imbruglia

What on your guys/girls menu

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Billy Corgan is surprisingly tall. For fattest you can't beat the combined weight of the brothers from the Screaming Trees.

argle | 14 Sep '05, 13:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Or for fattest the combined weight of the Manics from a few years ago when James was a man-mountain and Sean was his typically pudgy self. On that note, Nicky Wire is pretty tall.
  
  JonnyRockstar @argle | 14 Sep '05, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Tim Wheeler is surprisingly short
    
    Browno @JonnyRockstar | 14 Sep '05, 14:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      Cant really think of a tallest, i suppose Andrew WK, he always seems like big bastard.
      Julia from Million Dead was very petite when i met her, she was so lovely...
      Fattest would probably the big bastard from Poison Idea, he is fuckin huge!
      Ugliest - That prick Chad Kroeger, or anyone from Good Charlotte/My Chemical Wankmince
      Fittest - I would have to say Julia from MD, or Christina from Lacuna Coil.
      
      blingblingbling @Browno | 14 Sep '05, 15:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        Tallest: Krist Novoselic?? The dude from Adema is stupidly huuuge too.
        
        james_delve @blingblingbling | 14 Sep '05, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        That guy from bowling for soup is the fattest guitar player in exsistance. It doesn' have to be someone from a reputable band does it, cuz reputable BFS aint.
        Does anyone else think that theres somethin really attractive bout KT Tunstall?
        
        rich_theman_hughes @james_delve | 14 Sep '05, 17:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Yeah, KT Tunstall got in goin' on, y'all...
        
        And Peter Steele from Type O Negative is extremely tall. He also wins in the 'Biggest Wang' category.
        
        Guthrie @rich_theman_hughes | 14 Sep '05, 19:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        what about dino from fear factory? a very, VERY large man. fatliekWHOA.
        
        -gen- @rich_theman_hughes | 15 Sep '05, 02:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
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sorry the fatest is quite simply the big dude from bowling for soup, if anybody is bigger than him, they should be dead.

Julia from MD fittest, damn straight.
although there is Sandra Nasic, from some german band (T.Raumschmiere), who is pretty damn special also.

Ugliest, part chimp, quite simply.

zombie_crew_1985 | 14 Sep '05, 17:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
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I seem to remember one of Hundred Reasons being really fat.

Fittest is Rachel Stevens. I don't care how uncool or shit she is, she's amazing.

Thom_fa | 14 Sep '05, 18:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Tallest is....Urm, doherty's taller than you think.
  Shortest is Paul Simon
  Fattest is Tad, or Fat Joe
  Ugliest is Gordon Morrisson of Raging Speedhorn (shit, that makes me sound like a kerrang reader)
  Fittest is the girl from the kills, geuinely fit. Leila Moss ain't that fit although the record company seems to be marketing her that way...
  
  Jesusandhislawyer @Thom_fa | 14 Sep '05, 19:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    is gordon morrisson the drummer from RS?
    
    blingblingbling @Jesusandhislawyer | 14 Sep '05, 19:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      think that was his name...bald fella, mutant hybrid between a jersey royal and a pidgeon?
      
      Jesusandhislawyer @blingblingbling | 14 Sep '05, 20:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Tallest: I dunno. Ian McCulloch was a heck a lot taller than I expected.
Shortest: I dunno. The chick from Berlin is about 4 and a half feet tall. (Do you guys still know feet and inches and stuff?)
Fattest: Wut happened to Frank Black?
Ugliest: The Les Savy Fav dude could also qualify for the previous category.
Fittest: Oh, I'm tempted right off to say the Chalets birds. But I'm gonna say Cathy Dennis from 15 years ago. A redheaded pop star with blue eyes and fair skin? I'd like to smell her underwear.

oceanRain | 15 Sep '05, 07:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Magic Numbers - the woman who "plays" tambourine is OK, and Michelle, the bassist, is lovely, so I don't know who you are talking about.

JDTraynor | 15 Sep '05, 08:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  please visit www.specsavers.com
  
  aaarrrgghhh, pair of swamp donkeys
  
  maradona @JDTraynor | 15 Sep '05, 10:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Tallest : bald guy from Placebo is quite tall
Shortest : the 2 ladies from Pooka were really short ( but cute )
Fattest : Robert Smith should lose some weight
Ugliest : singer from the POgues ( can't remember his name at the moment )
Fittest : Sonya from Echobelly

lyle | 15 Sep '05, 08:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  What does Sonya look like nowadays, back in the day she was a real cutie, an the original muckpiece back in the day had to be wendy james frim Trans Vamp
  
  maradona @lyle | 15 Sep '05, 10:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    According to the pictures from their website, she's still fit.
    
    lyle @maradona | 15 Sep '05, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Tallest: Thurston Moore?

bobbygeorge | 15 Sep '05, 10:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  tallest - homme
  shortest - all of symposium seemed small.
  fattest - chino deftones - burritto bitch
  ugliest - lead singer of lostpropets - ratface
  fittest - brody of distillers if she washed a bit more
  
  Gashwrecker @bobbygeorge | 15 Sep '05, 11:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Tallest - Anthony Heggarty
Shortest - Fran Healy is pretty titchy
Fattest - Magic Numbers generally
Ugliest - Murray from The Dears (good band though)
Fittest - Nick Valensi/Carl Barat

GemSam | 15 Sep '05, 12:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Tallest: Chris Olley from Six by Seven. That man is huuuuuuge!
  Shortest: Kylie's pretty small.
  Fattest: Tiny from Ultrasound!!! Come on people, can't any of you remember back to 1998?!?!
  Ugliest: I'd say Shane McGowan from the Pogues too.
  Fittest: Not to be wilfully obscure or anything, but there's a band from Devon called HeadsOnSticks, and the singer/bassist is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. The band's shite though.
  
  Barry_Scott @GemSam | 15 Sep '05, 12:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Tiny was huge !
    
    lyle @Barry_Scott | 15 Sep '05, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
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I'd have to go with:

Tallest - Chris Olley, 6x7, no contest.
Shortest - Twatface from the Stereophonics
Fattest - Notorious BIG
Ugliest - That fat faced twat from Keane - can't believe he's been overlooked!
Fittest - Johnny Greenwood

Jober | 15 Sep '05, 12:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  throw the singer of the fight in there too.
  
  :D
  
  zombie_crew_1985 @Jober | 15 Sep '05, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    How about Antony? He looked massive on the Mercury Awards. Or maybe it was just because Jools is such a short arse.
    
    Parsefone @zombie_crew_1985 | 15 Sep '05, 18:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Tallest: The guitarist from Adema is 6' 10". You can't mess with that.
  Shortest: Bushwick Bill of the Geto Boys (3'8" apparently).
  Fattest: Surely Big Pun? Death by obesity?
  Ugliest: The drummer from Ash; the missing link between toads and plumbers.
  Fittest: Kimberley from Girls Aloud.
  
  charlescharlycharles @Jober | 15 Sep '05, 19:46 | X | ^ This | Reply

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