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• Shotgun to the head

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErUJAJs--dA

  Royter-Hatfood | 30 Jun '09, 18:43 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Type O Negative - Everything Dies

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXCHthjogVk

  I'd slit my wrists I think. After drinking lots of red wine, in praise of Bacchus.

  There are quite a few good Type O songs to kill yourself to.

  Aereomuffin | 30 Jun '09, 18:46 | X | ^ This | Reply

• :) only after you'd gone all trenchcoat mafia on Dalston first

  _vikram @Royter-Hatfood | 30 Jun '09, 18:46 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Today is the Day - Kill yourself

  DisintegratedMind | 30 Jun '09, 18:51 | X | ^ This | Reply

• was that aimed at me or is that a real song?

  _vikram @DisintegratedMind | 30 Jun '09, 18:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

• oh, it's very real.

  Get Temple of the Morning Star, classic album.

  DisintegratedMind @_vikram | 30 Jun '09, 18:54 | X | ^ This | Reply

• The day the music died...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGRzQGfoG-M Rohypnolled to the eyeballs as Will.i.am buggers you to death and Fergie endless mashes her humps against your face as Patti Smith looks on weeping, unable to reach you as she has been caged up like a wild tiger

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5uKa1bDtsk death by Robbie chopping up bits Frank Sinatra's cadaver and forcing them in to all of your orifices as though he is attempting make human foie gras and he endlessly sings this at you OVER and OVER again

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T1pXsJp_go as Keith & Lily tongue one another within inches of your face and you sit strapped into an electric chair with no power source to release you.

  klingklang | 30 Jun '09, 18:54 | X | ^ This | Reply

• wow you're so indie

  _vikram @klingklang | 30 Jun '09, 18:58 | X | ^ This | Reply

• You asked,

  I replied.

  You're not a very hospitable type are you?

  klingklang @_vikram | 30 Jun '09, 19:00 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Hehe

  Elvis Costello - I Want You

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6sgsRAeSbM

  Method - in front of the girl that spurned you for another man in a spectacularly gory fashion!

  SurfsUp | 30 Jun '09, 19:01 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Gravediggaz - 1-800-Suicide

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTXeg-Swq9w

  Just pick one of the many methods that they encourage in the song.

  theShipment | 30 Jun '09, 19:18 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Cheesegrater to the wrists

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0&feature=related

  Royter-Hatfood | 30 Jun '09, 19:20 | X | ^ This | Reply

• YES!

  I knew the day would come.

  Good riddance.

  kissinginkansas | 30 Jun '09, 19:23 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Yikes!

  theShipment @Royter-Hatfood | 30 Jun '09, 19:25 | X | ^ This | Reply

• lol

  _vikram @kissinginkansas | 30 Jun '09, 19:27 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Iggy Pops - The idiot

  hanging in the kitchen

  if it was good enough for Curtis

  hamstir | 30 Jun '09, 19:28 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Don't forget the Stroszek DVD.

  DisintegratedMind @hamstir | 30 Jun '09, 19:30 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Richard Thompson - The End of the Rainbow

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTZWXrVWtvg
  Turn off the lights and just stop eating.

  -dan- | 30 Jun '09, 19:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

• This was going to be my suggestion

  it could be the bleakest song I've ever heard.

  theseabass @-dan- | 30 Jun '09, 19:59 | X | ^ This | Reply

• That 'Hurt' video makes me weep.

  I think it's the kind of song you could clog up your exhaust pipe and sit in the garage to.

  poptimusgrime | 30 Jun '09, 20:11 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Yeah

  I plan on it being my soundtrack when I end it all.

  DisintegratedMind @poptimusgrime | 30 Jun '09, 20:14 | X | ^ This | Reply

• It absolutely kills me

  when June Carter Cash is welling up, and he's shaking because he's so weak at that point, and all the images of Jesus getting crucified and him in his glory days are swooping by... It's too much. You can't help but weep.

  poptimusgrime @DisintegratedMind | 30 Jun '09, 20:20 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Jacques Brel - 'Ne Me Quitte Pas'

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2wmKcBm4Ik - Run a bath, light some candles, get in, have a soak, then stab yourself in the heart.

  The Shangri-Las - 'I Can Never Go Home Anymore'
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ7ZBBU4Ibg - Walk down to the bridge and get invited into the water while you think of all the terrible things that have happened to you and your poor old momma...

  poptimusgrime | 30 Jun '09, 20:37 | X | ^ This | Reply

• My Bloody Valentine-You Made Me Realise.

  Just play it loud enough that the noise obliterates your body.

  Luis_Carruthers | 30 Jun '09, 20:39 | X | ^ This | Reply

• The Shangri-Las, again - 'Remember (Walkin' in the Sand)'

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7_Qz1y3EpQ - Those seagulls make me want to jump off a cliff.

  poptimusgrime @poptimusgrime | 30 Jun '09, 20:40 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Red House Painters - Drop

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcNMgQQgA8

  Just play it and let it slow your heart rate down to nothing.

  theShipment | 30 Jun '09, 21:02 | X | ^ This | Reply

• A man needs a maid - Neil Young, the LP is Harvest

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odWWQswh5wY

  whisky and then stepping out in front of a car on some mountainous road way out west somewhere in america... but obviously don't do it... the ticket to the US would cost too much.

  Rose-Kitten | 30 Jun '09, 21:08 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Silence - PJ Harvey

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwbArbn5QWk
  filling your pockets full of stones and then walking out into a lake.

  wewerewerewolvesonce | 30 Jun '09, 22:09 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Elliott Smith - Needle in the hay

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pyBB7y8fDU

  Heroin overdose

  whacksiddy | 30 Jun '09, 22:54 | X | ^ This | Reply

• If you're gonna kill yourself,

  money isn't such an issue is it?

  Neil Young - Tonight's the night, or alternatively Ambulance Blues.

  icehockeyhair @Rose-Kitten | 30 Jun '09, 23:00 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Jesus Shooting Heroin by the Flaming Lips

  but probably not by shooting up on heroin, but maybe slitting my wrists in the bath and thinking how fucked i am if there actually is a heaven by listening to this before i die.

  pip_ | 30 Jun '09, 23:02 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Efterklang- Mirador

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSKIl-NeZeE
  Participating in the annual Gloucestershire 'Cheese Rolling and Wake' with your eyes shut.

  the_sad_oak_hunt | 30 Jun '09, 23:20 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Not given this much though but

  currently listening to I became a prostitute by twilight sad and that would work.

  drowning maybe?
  http://www.myspace.com/thetwilightsad

  Amodestmousearrives | 1 Jul '09, 03:59 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Lambchop - 'soaky in the pooper'

  not on youtube or spotify, what are ya gonna do...
  overdose

  manbearpig | 1 Jul '09, 07:05 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Not being suicidal it's difficult to say but...

  I always thought that if there was a big end-of-the world armageddon sorta thing where a slow painful death was inevitable I'd steal a very expensive car run a hose from the exhaust, crank Whole Lotta Love as loud as it would go and drift off to oblivion.

  absolutpepper | 1 Jul '09, 10:34 | X | ^ This | Reply

• The Cooper Temple Clause - Murder Song

  A bad day.

  Lots of whiskey.

  Hello shotgun.

  Or perhaps the clue is on the album cover....

  teamcooperuk | 1 Jul '09, 10:34 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Greatest

  by Michael Jackson

  http://www.spike.com/blog/michael-jackson-fans/83008

  Panda_Bear | 1 Jul '09, 13:13 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Make A Change...Kill Yourself

  Track: Chapter IV (it's the last track. obvs.)
  Lynx:
  Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78S4c-62_I8
  MetalArchives: www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=42120

  Method:
  Slowly slowly with a sword

  GoatmeatMF | 1 Jul '09, 13:41 | X | ^ This | Reply

• lol

  the bit about the look alike is just..tragic.

  DisintegratedMind @Panda_Bear | 1 Jul '09, 13:43 | X | ^ This | Reply

• keep em coming

  _vikram | 1 Jul '09, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Leonard Cohen- Dress Rehearsal Rag

  All of Cop/ Greed/ Holy Money by Swans
  Godflesh- Streetcleaner album
  Oxbow-An Evil Heat or Narcotic Story
  Khanate- Things Viral

  DisintegratedMind @_vikram | 1 Jul '09, 15:57 | X | ^ This | Reply

• i know i posted this already but

  i gotta post it again,and insist that anyone who's never heard it track the motherfucker down:

  lambchop - soaky in the pooper

  music doesn't get any more haunting

  'Soaky in the pooper
  Standing in a stupor by the tank
  Better call the super
  As i grip the towel rack for strength
  Studied all these cracks before
  Stuff the towel beneath the door
  Crawling up all upon the floor
  And wait for it to pass

  Hear the faucet dripping
  As his brain is slipping into mud
  Man i think he's tripping
  Better pull his head out of the bowl
  And as the ceiling starts to bleed
  He carefully begins to read
  The label on the toilet seat
  It's like warning of some kind

  As his face turns bluish
  And his eyes roll back into his head
  The funeral was jewish
  All the mourners traveled in one car
  They remembered he had said
  You're never lonely when you're dead
  And as the final rights were read
  The angels start to sing'

  manbearpig | 1 Jul '09, 16:03 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Surely the answer is Gloomy Sunday

  not idea how - sadly probably..

  cameron78 | 1 Jul '09, 16:07 | X | ^ This | Reply

• that's absolutely true.

  the second paradise lost album, 'gothic', is also a very hot contender for most depressing album of all time.

  madsquirrel @Aereomuffin | 1 Jul '09, 16:09 | X | ^ This | Reply

• St. Vincent

  I hate that indie bitch so much
  but seriously, I wouldn't have a soundtrack to kill myself...how cheesy and pretentious is that, and anyone who could will themselves to death wouldn't even think on that level, it's very much like matching upbeat emo songs to football tapes

  bloodrodgers | 1 Jul '09, 16:11 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Suicidal Tendencies....

  ...suicides an alternative. What more could you want?

  crosseyedsniper | 1 Jul '09, 20:01 | X | ^ This | Reply

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oEYMGL0ZtA

  Listening to this song will never be the same again.

  wehaveamapofthepiano @whacksiddy | 2 Jul '09, 02:17 | X | ^ This | Reply

• .

  ^

  the_sad_oak_hunt @the_sad_oak_hunt | 2 Jul '09, 09:25 | X | ^ This | Reply

• This is a more accurate answer,

  Hawksley Workman- No Beginning No end
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkqrov1-WM0
  A pleasant little swim after a few sleeping pills.

  the_sad_oak_hunt | 2 Jul '09, 09:48 | X | ^ This | Reply

• oh nice video!

  _vikram @the_sad_oak_hunt | 2 Jul '09, 16:09 | X | ^ This | Reply

• good one

  andres @SurfsUp | 2 Jul '09, 16:32 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Suicide - Frankie Teardrop

  Radiohead - Exit Music
  Puff Daddy (feat. Faith Williams) - I'll be missing you

  iamdamosuzuki | 2 Jul '09, 16:35 | X | ^ This | Reply

• ^

  well it is the classic choice.

  no matter who covers it!

  Hex_Breaker @cameron78 | 2 Jul '09, 17:01 | X | ^ This | Reply

• I like the Diamanda Galas version,

  She sounds genuinely posessed.

  DisintegratedMind @Hex_Breaker | 2 Jul '09, 17:03 | X | ^ This | Reply

• well...

  I woke up this morning (haha, blues song, no pun, but how ironic?!)
  and i put on THE SMITHS: That Joke isn't funny anymore.
  It fills me with dread but is also euphoric.

  So i'd probably do it via Amphet over dose in a hot tub with a unicorn noshing me off.

  Hex_Breaker | 2 Jul '09, 17:03 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Woke up this morning..had a big chin.

  DisintegratedMind @Hex_Breaker | 2 Jul '09, 17:19 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Blankety

  the_sad_oak_hunt @the_sad_oak_hunt | 2 Jul '09, 22:22 | X | ^ This | Reply

• :)

  I love my music melancholic but I would want the last thing I hear to be more philosophical.

  the_sad_oak_hunt @the_sad_oak_hunt | 2 Jul '09, 22:29 | X | ^ This | Reply

• High school shootout

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLsuo1XWeTM

  lemonbrickcombo | 2 Jul '09, 23:30 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Jumping off a bridge

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZA_7FtttRY

  lemonbrickcombo | 2 Jul '09, 23:36 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Fantastic.

  They happen to be big handshandy fantasies of mine, mind.

  bandinlondon1 @klingklang | 3 Jul '09, 11:54 | X | ^ This | Reply

• was just listening to this. reckon it would be a good one to intentionally OD on smack to:

  Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRKvpZ7PjE

  _vikram | 9 Jul '09, 22:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  lemonbrickcombo this'd this

• That's so sad

  Poor Kermit the frog :(

  whacksiddy @wehaveamapofthepiano | 9 Jul '09, 22:17 | X | ^ This | Reply

• XIU XIU - Hives Hives

  I'd die of AIDS in a public toilet

  inside-outside | 10 Jul '09, 12:06 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Razorlight - Any song.

  Any means. You will never have to listen to that dross ever again.

  Eoinl | 11 Jul '09, 20:23 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Ween - The Mollusk

  sebblet | 12 Jul '09, 19:13 | X | ^ This | Reply

• or the hurdy gurdy man, the butthole surfers version

  sebblet | 12 Jul '09, 19:14 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Anybody mentioned...

  ...Codeine yet?

  Panda_Bear @hamstir | 12 Jul '09, 19:15 | X | ^ This | Reply

• They really should 've

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddNkuVLh7wU

  DisintegratedMind @Panda_Bear | 12 Jul '09, 19:18 | X | ^ This | Reply

• Sexiest frog alive though.

  wehaveamapofthepiano @whacksiddy | 12 Jul '09, 21:45 | X | ^ This | Reply

• 1. One Hundred Years -- The Cure

  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idf-KBT-Wxs
  3. Throwing yourself into the tiger cage at the zoo.

  robluvsnic | 13 Jul '09, 02:32 | X | ^ This | Reply

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