Boards
Which of the following 3 is worst?
a) Music reviews that use phrases along the lines of "like <insert band name> fucking <insert band name> in a windmill whilst <insert band name> cheers them on from the sidelines"?
b) Music reviews that use phrases along the lines of "like <insert band name> on crack"?
c) Songwriters who refer to themselves as "poets" (unless they write poetry too obviously)?