Boards
Your musical ambitions
Mine (obviously attained through being a successful musician):
1. Curate an ATP.
2. Organise a tribute to Elliott Smith on the anniversary of his death, in which semi-successful indie bands (think Wolf Parade level) would play covers of his songs. Secret headliners would be a reformed Heatmiser, with me doing Elliott's vocal parts (but only for a couple of songs - don't want to get cocky. The rest of the set would comprise of Neil Gust led Heatmiser songs, maybe with me pissing about on guitar, and covers of solo Elliott material, not involving me). Everyone would then regather on stage for an all-star version of 'I Didn't Understand'.
3. Appear as a panelist on Never Mind the Buzzcocks.