The Enemy's tour bus is hanging off a cliff, Italian Job-style.
James Blunt's tour bus is also hanging off in the same way, right next to it.
You can push one of them off. Which do you push?
The Enemy's tour bus is hanging off a cliff, Italian Job-style.
James Blunt's tour bus is also hanging off in the same way, right next to it.
You can push one of them off. Which do you push?
leave it to fate
blates
James Blunt
No hesitation.
^
The Enemy
My mum knows James's parents, and they're lovely.
Let me answer that by asking this question
What is worse for you: Turbonegro or Poptarts?
What on earth is wrong with Turbonegro?
Blunt!
Eventually the enemy will disappear. Blunt could be round for an awful long time.
Can I negotiate some form of extreme cash reward
from Blunt for not pushing him off? I'm all about the finance.
no time for negotiating
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
you could...
Push one, but swing it round so it hits the other on the way...
hmmmm
tough one. i think id try to swing the enemys bus round so that it hits the blunts bus therefore saving music forever...if only coldplay, katie melua and fucking bono were there too
The Enemy
I actually quite like a couple of Blunt's songs. There I said it.
Which ones?
I am genuinely curious as everyone I know say they hate him so someone is buying it.
Um
Goodbye my lover and Carry you home. But I haven't gone quite as far as buying them...
Neither.
I push all of the fuckers out of the back of the buses, steal the buses, sell them, make lots of money on the sales and the anonymous "I killed two band" exclusives and retire happily on their dead souls.
The Enemy
I think Blunt, being an ex-soldier, could still have some horrific memories, once awakened, could result in a brewtal metal album.
James Blunt - 'Return to Kandahar'
i dont think he saw action!?!?
i thought he was a caterer?
..." you beautiful " and your dinner is ready
"You're beautiful...WHEN I'VE CAVED YOUR FACE INNNNNRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
*cue massive riffs and wild drumming*
I want to hear a James Blunt metal album
I'd expect it to be grind. 90 minutes of 1 minute and a half, grind songs.
The Enemy
At least James Blunt can string a sentence together...oh, and he actually did a proper job prior to releasing a record.
Blunt goes
the Enemy surely must have done a proper job?!
they're like, properly working class right?
The Hoosiers
I dont think ive even heard anything by The Enemy
:D
the enemy
then the tool in my office can stop talking about them and trying to BE them
Blunt
The Enemys music is generally easier to avoid, even though its still fucking being played everywhere.
The torture of that James Blunt song a few years ago was too much.
I'd save them both
My heroism knows no bounds - even good music taste.
I'd give the one with Jim Morrison in it a shove
Cos you're only supposed to push the bloody Doors off.
Boom boom...
The Enemy
I wouldn't want to upset my mum, and she likes blunt.
The Enemy.
The singer's a real prima-dona. Blunt always has the potential to be called back to his old job if another war breaks out. That should sort him out.
Blunt already lives in constant
suffering as he didn't speak to that girl on the tube. Therefore it must be The Enemy.
you total blunt
both, why not.
and then i'd drive down the cliff and urinate on them.
James Blunt.
Easily.
That man ruined my first relationship.
Embellishment ^
I loved this girl so much I let You're Beautiful become "our song".
Our other song was "Golden Touch". WHat the fuck was I doing.
The Enemy
Byyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
the enemy
james blunt is intelligent and actually quite funny in interviews.
Whereas The Enemy uummm, arent.
agreed
for sure.