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Biggest Twat In Music

GreatBustard [Edit] [Delete] 108 replies 09:12 May 18th, 2005

Jack White. First he beats Jason Stollsteimer senseless because he didn't like the production Jack did on the first VBs album (oh, and because apparently he was brough up to believe "integrity means someting"). Then he gets a stupid mustache and writes some bloody rubbish music not even close to as good as White Blood Cells. Fuck off.

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Re: Biggest Twat In Music

Dom Masters... well, just for waking up each morning!

marcofella | 18 May '05, 09:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Quite easily Liam Gallagher,he really is a prick and thinks he's better than everyone else-really, Noel's the mastermind behind Oasis-not the toothless arrogant asinine wanker, Liam.I think he's a moron and Oasis really do my head in.They were good in the 90's but i think they need to give it a rest.i know it's been 3 years since they last made an album,but they really should call it quits,they're becoming incredibly insipid to me.And if it weren't for Liam's whiny voice and him thinking he's totally invincable and great,then perhaps i would like them a little more.I've been tortured by my father with Oasis for a decade ican't take any more!
  
  WiggyluvsBillieJoe @marcofella | 19 May '05, 17:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
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I predict roughly 2349236493262 people will nominate Johnny Borrell.. I'll go first!

fihiki | 18 May '05, 09:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Oh and erm, every single member of the Vines... Cause i fucking despise them! I hear they are in the process of doing another album... Noooooooooooooooo

marcofella | 18 May '05, 09:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
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I hate him and his stupid faced retarded drummer and their 'lets not take music forward and have a novelty - ooh look no bassist and lots of style even though we have integrity i bucketloads AND a stylist'

I'd rather rent a room with Chris Martin and let him play petty mind games over the washing up and make loaded comments about the bills than see this band existing for one minute longer

prole-art-threat | 18 May '05, 09:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Despite having only a rudimentary drumming technique, Meg White isn't retarded. And even if she was, at least she's not a mean-spirited, bitter old crone like you.
  
  The_Glory @prole-art-threat | 18 May '05, 10:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Meg White is great.Ahem, many drummers have a rudimentary drumming technique, and what's more that particular style works for the White Stripes.
    
    Spider @The_Glory | 18 May '05, 11:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      I love it how bassists hate the White Stripes.
      
      monpot @Spider | 18 May '05, 13:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        I'm the only drummer I know who loves Meg White's drumming. I really just cannot stand all the self indulgent cock rock type of drumming.
        
        wrightylew @monpot | 18 May '05, 17:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Varg Vikernes

thewarn | 18 May '05, 09:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Borell, Doherty, Masters though luckily they are all fairly small fry. So I'll go for Robbie Williams
  
  Jack_the_Biscuit @thewarn | 18 May '05, 09:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  actually why dont we start a separate thread about Dom Masters for being such a James Hunt as it would be a shame to lose the opportunity of laying into him - my band are lucky enough to share rehearsal rooms with them - but sadly Im always late and always miss my chance of asking for his autograph
  
  bet yr all really jealous eh?
  
  prole-art-threat @thewarn | 18 May '05, 09:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    I mean every single word of this...
    
    If i was to 'bump' into Dom in a street somewhere, sometime... I WOULD have to 'lay' into him! He epitomises everything i hate in a music artist (if i can call him that). I would be uncontrollable... my fists would meet face, my feet would meet nuts!
    
    I would risk my job/career for the pleasure of shutting that little cunt up!
    
    marcofella @prole-art-threat | 18 May '05, 09:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Cunt.
    
    Spider @prole-art-threat | 18 May '05, 11:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Varg is a prize twat!!!! The greatest of them all. Apparently some of music is groundbreaking but him being a Nazi puts me off to say the least.
  
  mug_mug_mug @thewarn | 19 May '05, 00:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
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It must be Pete Doherty. Definitely. Since that Kate Moss case I start losing my interest bout his music.
And of course Bono with his save the whales & the world attitude.

eszg | 18 May '05, 09:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Bono is the man who chartered a private plane to bring his hat back form the US when he left it there by mistake -and also for fathering children by Andrea Corr and causing her to have rectal corrective surgery
  
  well that;'s what I heard anyway...........
  
  prole-art-threat @eszg | 18 May '05, 09:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Bono may be a twat but you are also,'prole-art-threat'.
    
    Spider @prole-art-threat | 18 May '05, 11:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      yes, sorry I forgot I was a twat - can you set up a reminder on your outlook calendar to keep reminding me - fancy me forgetting!
      
      prole-art-threat @Spider | 18 May '05, 11:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
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The bloke from the bravery, why does he have 'lionized' written on his knuckles?

handsome-jack | 18 May '05, 09:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  because he's chock full of lion goodness
  
  soapy @handsome-jack | 18 May '05, 10:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
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wasn't it was more to do with Jack White not liking that the guy from the Von Bondies was slagging him off in every interview despite producing their first album and bringing the VB over to tour for free with the White Stripes

Placid_Casual | 18 May '05, 09:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Robbie Wankerams anyone?

Although I'm not sure the stuff he emits would pass as "music".

homesick_alien | 18 May '05, 10:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Doherty, not even talented, libertines are shite, babyshambles are even more shite, fuck off pete
  
  jake_clyro @homesick_alien | 18 May '05, 10:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    the gallagher brothers
    pete doherty
    dom masters
    the bravery
    
    all the usual suspects
    
    soapy @jake_clyro | 18 May '05, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      Axl Rose
      
      thewarn @soapy | 18 May '05, 10:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        brandon flowers, arogant twat
        
        jake_clyro @thewarn | 18 May '05, 10:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        Axl Rose is a complete cunt.
        
        i personally would like to kill Tim Armstrong, would a smug, arrogant piece of shit that guy is.
        
        Johhny Borell and Doherty too...
        
        james_delve @thewarn | 18 May '05, 10:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        UGMO Hawkins: Arrogant ugly irritating disgusting cunt. No matter how good your first album was said to be - it's not a good idea to go around burning too many bridges before you've even done your second which will hopefully turn out to be shite...a bit like your band.
        
        Paul Weller: Something about him I just don't like, it's the pinched lips and cold eyes I think.
        
        Robbie Williams: Unfunny gurning ape and anyone who think's he's talented or funny should be shut in little dark rooms with no light with some of his shitty songs and unfunny video's on constant rotation until their as sick as the sight and sound of him as we all are.
        
        Add to that in no particular order
        Piss Martin
        Twat at the Drive In
        Habsburg Lip Borrell
        Sacks-all Rose
        Fred Durst
        
        Psyche @thewarn | 18 May '05, 10:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I like the fact you didn't have to change anything about Fred Durst. His twattishness is entirely self-evident.
        
        I'd completely forgotten about that cunt.
        
        thewarn @Psyche | 18 May '05, 10:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        hahaha Habsburg lip Borrell.... hahahahaha :D
        
        fihiki @Psyche | 18 May '05, 10:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Ace. ^^ That made me laugh out loud at work.
        
        Although Fred Durst should be referred to as Fred Turds.
        
        homesick_alien @Psyche | 18 May '05, 10:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Excuse me Psyche....
        Y at the drive in?
        
        id like to put forward Mr Ian watkins from lost prophets(is that his name?) simply for the fact that every photo he is in he has the same pose, (you know what pose im talking about), and for this quote
        
        "I was in a hardcore band when you were still listening to mr Blobby"
        
        ...yes ian.....Hardcore! X
        
        BESPECKLEDDAZ @Psyche | 18 May '05, 10:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Yep a man whose only inovation was bringing crack and Heat magazine to indie rock.
    
    trinovantes @jake_clyro | 19 May '05, 09:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
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I'm impressed nobody so far has mentioned the monobrowed fucktard that is Kelly Jones..

guntrip | 18 May '05, 10:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  dont think Chad Kroeger or Nickelback have been mentioned yet either.
  
  or Chester Bennington
  
  or Aaron Lewis
  
  james_delve @guntrip | 18 May '05, 10:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Oh yeah, Bennington - well he's going to need all the money he can get since his wife's gonna take him to the cleaners in their divorce.
    
    I almost forgot to mention PUKEIT Cable.
    Twat.
    
    Psyche @james_delve | 18 May '05, 11:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  And don't forget that singer guy from Keane. And the other two :)
  
  eszg @guntrip | 18 May '05, 11:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Kelly Jones is indeed a uni-browed, cement mixer voiced cunt. Infact all of the Stereomoronics are complete twats.
  
  I'd like to cover his face in slurry, set it alight and then run him over with a combine harvester and sing "HAVE A NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE DAYYYYYYY" in the most obnoxious way possible (i.e. in his voice)
  
  All I need is a farm...
  
  homesick_alien @guntrip | 18 May '05, 11:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
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dominic masters. he disgusts me.

Lilo | 18 May '05, 11:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  He disgusts us all by the sounds of it!
  
  prole-art-threat @Lilo | 18 May '05, 12:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    yes. he always has the same stupid look on his face in every single photo!
    
    Lilo @prole-art-threat | 18 May '05, 13:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Keane, all three of em, the lead singer has one of the most punchable faces in music

Azzy | 18 May '05, 11:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
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D. Masters of the Others. I agree with almost all the other suggestions, but I do find him particularly revolting...

It would piss me off to see people swallowing the crap he spouts in his stupid interviews even if he was the greatest musician in the world. As it is, the only musical thing I can think of that is worse than him is Maxwell's silver hammer by the Beatles, and that's fucking saying something! He blows

grockle | 18 May '05, 11:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
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pete doherty, axl rose and Johnny Burrel all can be left on an island and forced to kill eachother over the last pork pie

InTheDark | 18 May '05, 11:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Well from the looks of it the Pork Pie Competition would probably be won by Axl Rose as it doesn't look like Borrell actually eats and Doherty would have to pinch it.
  
  Kelly "Junkie" Osborne.
  
  Psyche @InTheDark | 18 May '05, 11:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Jack White was standing up for himself because that prick from the Von shit bondies was slagging him off at every turn! Good on you Jack, you the man!
    
    Pete Doherty is a cunt! so is Fred Durst (although he cant help it, it comes naturally)
    
    tre_cools_sticks @Psyche | 18 May '05, 11:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      David Lee Roth - man that guy was a douche
      
      or as Divid Lee Roth himself would say: 'man that David Lee Roth is such a douche' speaking in the 3rd person only makes you slightly cooler Daveo!
      
      ralphcore @tre_cools_sticks | 18 May '05, 11:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Lars Ulrich
Sam Endicunt
Fred Durst

the_instone | 18 May '05, 11:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Stollenheimer or whatever the fuck his name is got knocked the fuck out....good on you Jack, (that new look is really working).
  
  You could try punching Fatface Chaplin (Keane) but his face would absorb your fist.
  
  Psyche @the_instone | 18 May '05, 11:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  i gotta agree with Lars Ulrich
  
  has anyone seen SOme Kind Of Monster?
  
  Lars Ulrich is a complete cunt. he tries to sound intellectual, with all the art stuff, and hes not...hes thick as shit and everyone else knows that. You can so tell that James Hetfield would like to fucking deck him.
  
  Tosser.
  
  james_delve @the_instone | 18 May '05, 12:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
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There's a whole bunch of them just off Hammersmith flyover

smileyfdave | 18 May '05, 12:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Courtney Love....HELLO!!!! Being drunk and disorderly and getting your saggy tits out on TV is NOT going to get you your daughter back.
  
  Psyche @smileyfdave | 18 May '05, 12:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
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I sense much anger in this thread.

Beware the Dark Side.

iShotTheDeputy | 18 May '05, 12:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  YAY! Star Wars! 2 days ttil one of the biggest cinema releases ever. I so cant wait!!!!!
  
  tre_cools_sticks @iShotTheDeputy | 18 May '05, 12:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    I spent the money I was going to spend on Star Wars on sludge metal.
    
    It's ultimately more satisfying.
    
    thewarn @tre_cools_sticks | 18 May '05, 13:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
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The uphimself talentless bum who fronts up Reuben, must win the twat prise. Congratulations Jamie.

max21 | 18 May '05, 13:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  I may have missed it but has no one nominated JAMIE FUCKING CULLUM!
  
  His songicide (thank you) seems to be playing everywhere i go. I really would rather not have my image of Hendrix and Buckley replaced with his stumpy wide-mouthed head.
  
  alex_raoul @max21 | 18 May '05, 14:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Conor Deasy out of The Thrills makes the bile rise up into the back of my throat every time I hear his reedy, affected whine or see his smug, baseballbattable face (is that a word? It is now!).
  
  charlescharlycharles @max21 | 18 May '05, 14:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  huh?
  hes always seemed pleasent enough to me.
  
  alcxxk @max21 | 18 May '05, 14:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    The smug git with the glasses from BlocK Party needs a good slapping.
    
    Liam Gallagher should go back to the Zoo and be with the other Primates but not before someone takes a big scrubbing brush to him.
    
    Psyche @alcxxk | 18 May '05, 14:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      no, no he doesnt.
      hes a very friendly, talented chap.
      
      alcxxk @Psyche | 18 May '05, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        I'm assuming you mean the guy from BlocK Party.
        
        Psyche @alcxxk | 18 May '05, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        i am.
        and the lack of K is a pun, quite obviously.
        
        alcxxk @Psyche | 18 May '05, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      Agreed, all of Bloc Party need a good slapping (maybe bar Kele)
      
      Azzy @Psyche | 18 May '05, 14:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        Why? I'm assuming you don't know them and have probably never met them.
        
        Thom_fa @Azzy | 18 May '05, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Well actually I have met them once at a record signing in Brighton and apart from Kele they acted like a bunch of grumpy wankers, not even wanting to look at most people. They then followed that up with a rather shite live performance in Brighton in the evening.
        
        Azzy @Thom_fa | 18 May '05, 17:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        To be fair I may acyually be completely wrong but they didn't come across too well.
        
        Azzy @Azzy | 18 May '05, 17:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        _this isnt rhetorical_
        but imagine if you were a shy young man who loved making music
        and you were made by your label to sit in a room and be bombarded with grinning teenagers. i personally would feel really uncomfortable, and may even frown at the pressure i was put under.
        
        alcxxk @Azzy | 18 May '05, 19:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Yeah I agree with you to a point, but it still left a bit of a bad taste at the time.
        
        Azzy @alcxxk | 18 May '05, 19:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        yeah sure. its way to easy to forget that "stars" of music are people, as sneerable as that seems.
        
        alcxxk @Azzy | 18 May '05, 19:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Agreed, I think i've been a bit too harsh on them then.
        
        Azzy @alcxxk | 18 May '05, 19:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Plus, I didn't really think about the 'pressure from label' bit too so i'll hold my hands up and say I was wrong about thast one
        
        Azzy @Azzy | 18 May '05, 19:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    He may well be a perfectly nice guy, but I'm afraid all that goes out the window the instant he opens his fucking mouth to sing.
    
    "SANNNNNNA...... CROOOOOOOOOZ....." FUCK OFF.
    
    charlescharlycharles @alcxxk | 18 May '05, 17:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      i for one wasnt talking about the thrills.
      as time passes, you will understand the indetation system...
      
      alcxxk @charlescharlycharles | 18 May '05, 19:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        Fair dos. I don't know about this indetation system, right enough.
        
        charlescharlycharles @alcxxk | 19 May '05, 00:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        argh. i ment indenting. is in how the messgaes get shunted a little to the side to show who theyre replying to.
        
        alcxxk @charlescharlycharles | 19 May '05, 13:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  jamies always been good fun and a good guy when iv seen him.
  
  ps, bono and morrisey are both smug gits
  
  soapy @max21 | 18 May '05, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    morrissey is a smug git but he compensates by being brilliant.
    
    -gen- @soapy | 18 May '05, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    bono
    
    Brand_New_Hero @soapy | 18 May '05, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Dominic Maters doesn't really bother me that much but that Rb Smith wannabe in the background really does my head in. Get your own look, retard!!
    
    Betty_Swollocks @soapy | 18 May '05, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Dominic Maters doesn't really bother me that much but that Rb Smith wannabe in the background really does my head in. Get your own look, retard!!
    
    Betty_Swollocks @soapy | 18 May '05, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Dominic Maters doesn't really bother me that much but that Rb Smith wannabe in the background really does my head in. Get your own look, retard!!
    
    Betty_Swollocks @soapy | 18 May '05, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      Their guitarist is called Jimmy Lager.
      
      Says it all really
      
      prole-art-threat @Betty_Swollocks | 18 May '05, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        Currently being forced to listen to robbie williams in class.
        
        i can say with conviction that anyone who can sing "me and my monkey don't wanna kill any mexicans" without a hint of irony is a TWAT.
        
        pretty_vacant @prole-art-threat | 18 May '05, 14:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        We shouldn't count Robbie Williams. He has committed crimes towards music and therefore should be thrown to the dogs.
        
        Twats for me are:
        Carlos Barat
        Borrell (he owns a shirt that actually says, I AM THE BORRELL. LOVE ME.)
        Chris Martin
        Willy Mason, after reading his DiS interview, he's just plain ignorant.
        McCartney. Simply for the fact he wants the Beatles creds to be written : 'McCartney/Lennon' He's one of the richest guys in britain, what a greedy arse.
        
        wrightylew @pretty_vacant | 18 May '05, 17:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        paul mccartney only wants the credits written that way around on the songs which were primarily written by him ... if the song was mostly by john itd be left as lennon/mccartney
        
        soapy @wrightylew | 18 May '05, 17:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Why though? Surely it makes no difference who's name is first. Thats pretty childish.
        
        wrightylew @soapy | 18 May '05, 17:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        do you know what, you just made me love johnny borrell even more!
        
        furvert @wrightylew | 18 May '05, 20:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        CARLOS BARAT???!!!
        What is the meaning of this? I totally agree with you on all the rest but CARL BARAT?!!! What had he ever done to you?
        
        Betty_Swollocks @wrightylew | 18 May '05, 22:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        He kidnapped my baby half-brother and kept in the middle of a labyrinth until I got there and chased him round some surreal floating neo-constructivist Escher-esque architecture.
        
        John_Brainlove @Betty_Swollocks | 18 May '05, 22:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Carl Barât? But he's such a lovely fella!
        And Borrell's T-shirt is just plain funny.
        
        Lilo @wrightylew | 19 May '05, 07:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    Dominic Maters doesn't really bother me that much but that Rb Smith wannabe in the background really does my head in. Get your own look, retard!!
    
    Betty_Swollocks @soapy | 18 May '05, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Yeah has to be Jamie from Reuben , rude , sleazy , ugly , pushy . I could go on but I will spare you.
  
  claybaby @max21 | 19 May '05, 11:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    You got it right there. I would go a long way to avoid seeing that guy again.Have a wash for gods sake.
    
    niceday @claybaby | 19 May '05, 13:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
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Hmmm. It's hard to know without actually having seen the twats in question. I guess if you were to guess, Courtney Love might have quite a big one. Or Brody Dalle.

John_Brainlove | 18 May '05, 19:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  Any Osbourne.
  Lars Ulrich
  Justin Hawkins
  Some guy from Slayer.
  Dave Berry...(not a musician, cd:uk presenter. Rooster: "God's of rock")
  
  I hope all these people are killed in ways that don't make martyr's of them. Soon. Fucking cunts.
  
  less_than_zero @John_Brainlove | 18 May '05, 21:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Re: Biggest Twat In Music
    
    "some guy from slayer"
    
    are you guessing, or do you actually mean someone?
    
    Tom Araya? (bassist vocalist)
    
    Kerry King? (guitarist and all round legend...)
    
    ...
    
    james_delve @less_than_zero | 18 May '05, 23:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      It wasn't Kerry King or Dave Lombardo. Maybe Tom Araya? Although Kerry King does seem like a bit of a knob...name the others...
      
      less_than_zero @james_delve | 19 May '05, 02:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Re: Biggest Twat In Music
        
        Jeff Hanneman and the guy who took over when Dave Lombardo got shown the door for taking his wife on tour.
        
        cadd @less_than_zero | 19 May '05, 02:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Re: Biggest Twat In Music
        
        Is anyone worse than David Lee Roth? or Tommy Lee? or Nikki Sixx? or Bob Geldof...Bono..Borrell..all of Athlete, Snow Patrol, Embrace...hmm turned into a bit of a list
        
        bigmanwithagun @cadd | 19 May '05, 02:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Re: Biggest Twat In Music
        
        Oi!!! Whose nominated Carl Barat?
        If anyone should not be in this category it's him and while we're on the subject of the Libertines I'm surprised more people haven't nominated DOHerty.
        
        Psyche @bigmanwithagun | 19 May '05, 08:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
Re: Biggest Twat In Music

Justin Hawkins..... Never known anyone else who has undermined the integrity of Rock music than him......Once saw an interview with the other guitarist bloke from the darkness were he said "If you don't like us you have no sense of humour"....well really - he obviously does cos thats the best joke I've heard in a long time.

Jimmy_The_Exploder | 19 May '05, 12:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  I have a sense of humour...and the thought of the Shitness being shot into the sun brings a huge smile to my face.
  Bunch of cunts.
  
  Psyche @Jimmy_The_Exploder | 19 May '05, 12:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Re: Biggest Twat In Music
    
    RICKYPIE FUCKING WILSON
    
    Porky, gurning, noncing, grinning wanker of the highest order.
    
    And yes, yes, I know the DiS people know them etc, and I'm sure he is a nice guy, but as a pop-star he is worse than nails screeching down a blackboard.
    
    John_Brainlove @Psyche | 19 May '05, 13:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      Awww...wouldn't you want to pinch those chubby cheeks?
      
      Don't be making fun of Jack White's moustache either!!!
      That's a GOOD look for him on the front of the album...as long as he doesn't have the fluffy hair to go with it everything will be okay.
      Shame he didn't look that way in Cold Mountain, but anyway.
      
      Psyche @John_Brainlove | 19 May '05, 13:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        I assume "pinch" was a typo.
        PUNCH.
        Yes.
        
        John_Brainlove @Psyche | 19 May '05, 16:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
Re: Biggest Twat In Music

Tony Christie. His video was shit, no SHIT, and the song... It's almost as annoying as the Ceeky Girls. Almost.

eszg | 19 May '05, 17:17 | X | ^ This | Reply

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