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Ever seen someone die on stage?
Not a la Tommy Cooper or anything, just as in a truly terrible performance.
I saw the usually superb Napoleon iiird on Friday in Leeds.
For whatever reason there were only about 20 people watching, despite more than double that for the god awful support bands and then the monitor didn't work so he was effectively playing deaf.
After four songs he kicked over said speakers and threw his bugle on the floor. I blame the venue.