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Little Man Tate lyrical gems
after hearing them for the first time, and doing a vomit, i thought i'd give you taster of some of my favourite lyrical gems from their wonderful debut album:
'Marie's delectable, just turned bisexual, i heard she's into me.
A text message she sent to me and her girlfriend, inviting us round for tea.
Then she went down. On Marie. '
'Well I noticed her stood at the bar
I thought are they great boobs or a wonder bra '
'Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team.
He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans.'
'Well I sit in a chair next to the CD player
Talk to some kid he couldn't be much gayer '
'But you were the best,
You let me touch your chest
I saved you twos on my last cigarette '
'You said “Well do you love me?”
I said “Well I think your fit!”
You said “We can’t carry on, if you cannot commit” '
I feel that they reflect my life as young, upferit british male on tut razz.