FUCKING CAKEY BAKE!

HERE'S A CURRENT ACCOUNT THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND

fuck off already!

around the bit where they say 'because you're worth it'

And I have dim memories of a Gold Blend advert years ago which involved a really cheesy marriage proposal at a dinner party or something (hardly narrows it down I know), it was like saccharine central....

just because i used to idolize him in the early to mid-90s and now seeing him reduced to this makes me die a little inside

i wanna puke all over that decrepit old man's face.

Thump thump thump LORRY thump thump thump RUGBY MEN thump thu... arrrrgh! *mute*

and they all drink pepsi max.

although Frank Lampard dressed up like an old chinese man saves it slightly.

that only mums do any food shopping/housework/childcare. Iceland springs to mind - mums go to Iceland? The only time my mum ever goes to the supermarket is when my dad is out of the country or in hospital.

L'Oreal, Neutrogena (why do the girls have orange faces?), those ice cream ones with that woman out of Desperate Housewives, and any with women talking about about constipation or feeling bloated.

Any with really lazy gender stereotypes: women go shopping, hate football, men are lazy gits, sit around watching football

And those Dove - Campaign for Real Beauty - I know it has good intentions but something about it irritates me.

adverts :-(

no. really.

"How can you fight something you can't see?" or something like that? Hateful, hateful wacky cunts.

..uh, interesting. The billboards, anyway.

"You can record an entire series at the touch of a button."

..SAYS MICHEAL PARKINSON.

like having a giant picnic on a giant blanket in a giant field
or sending a 'rainbow' across a city
or building a car out of jigsaw pieces
or FUCK OFF

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH

No, I don't want to 'get together' with any of these folk-music lovin', short sleeve shirt wearin', quorn eatin', ringtone downloadin' cretins.

with those andrex adverts with the talking puppy. i dont understand why the puppy is given the voice of an annoying camp man. its like something off a carry on film.

i also really hate that stupid weight watchers advert with the badly rhyming song

Especially how they've turned the Andrex puppy into this ridiculously camp animal who says annoying shit like "ooooh hello! What's this then?" when it's quite OBVIOUS for all to see that it's fucking Andrex toilet roll.
My housemate always laughs at me when I watch adverts because if one comes on that particularly disgruntles me I just sit shaking my head in silent protest.

NO MORE TALKING GAY ANIMALS OF ANY DESCRIPTION PLEASE

the song of the n-power ad haunts me.

from Hollyoaks on...haha, jeesus!!

Racing airport trucks. Anything by that cunty advertising company thats so 'cutting edge'

Also the Bercocca advert, where some soulless advertising gonk managed to pick up a fat cheque for shamelessly copying that OK GO video.

Everyone in advertising is a cunt. You earn a living by tricking stupid people into buying things. Go and set fire to yourselves.

utterly terrifying.

THe ginger scottish kid who looks about 21, and had wraked up Thousands of pound in debt and still looks poor. Probably spent it all trying to get girls to talk to him.

And then the family who were in debt, then got Cornhill to consolidate there debts so they could.....go on Holiday, and get a fuckin' TV!!!!! How about you try and pay off you debts and live within you means.

with the cunty couple rolling around all over each other is fucking annoying but the Halifax adverts are on a whole different level of cuntiness.

seriously, do they breed these super-ugly people on some sort of ugly farm? Surely there must be at least some half-attractive people they could get for the same price? You know, tv-ugly, not ugly-ugly.

Fruity, tootie, now my jeans fit my booty.
Gooey, heaven, yummy food 24/7.
Tick, tock, smoothies and shakes totally rock.
Walking, tall, i like that mirror on the wall.
Funky, monkey, gimme a chocolate bar that's chunky.
Oi, boy, losing weight i can enjoy.

Slim happy all the way.

were they have loads of ponces in grey leotards representing the parts of the engine. I don't care if it's fantastic choreography, it's pretentious and shit.

"We love clean!"

Really? Then why let a man in practically a full body cast walk around with cups of tea/pot pourri/ plates of food etc?

Everytime.

there are so many of them, offering 'ambient' flashing lights, puffs every few seconds, rotating fragrance etc...you just have to wonder what the hell people are doing in their houses that require that level of artificial fragrancing.

TAKE YOUR BINS OUT, OPEN A WINDOW, FLUSH YOUR TOILET

I'VE MADE A TACTICAL SUBSTITUTION

all based on really crude gender stereotypes
Woman: "Look! Someone's bought a DRILL with my card!"
Inference: this is OBVIOUSLY identity fraud because drills are for BOYS, duh!

they're all like that and they make me want to punch big holes in my telly.

with the fat cunt who is blatantly supposed to be working in Abbey

"Gotta have a bit of bubbly for the shareholders. glug glug glug"

I know it's supposed to be annoying, and it's worked. Really fucking well

that Head & Shoulders (I think) one with Tom (?) who has "a look for every occasion"?

I remember a rather disgruntled thread about that on here.

and the dirt is gone.

ignoring the stupid stereotyping, it's fairly funny. it's like david cameron being rick astley or something.

but surely the guy from the drink driving advert is the best actor in the world.

with the people sat on the beach with acoustic guitar singing about meat and sauces - sort of like a twee mobile advert but with no hip musicians in it and shitter

JUST NOW

GOD IT WAS TERRIBLE

mcdonalds california burger or some shit

chicken is just disgusting all the time though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo

Yeah that's right Sacla and Volkswagen you shameful plagiarists!