My new ultimate rock star meeting story

by Tom E. Aldous

Last night I meeted Lemmy.

I just happened to be in a bar when guess who walks in?

After a few hours I plucked up the courage to ask for him to sign my breasts. unfortunately he only was signing paper, so that was alright.
To be honest he wasn't too interested in me, more intrested in playing the fruit machine which he wasn't doing too well at.

In the flesh he's, well what you expect decades of excess to do to you.

Because this story is quite boring, in the future perhaps when I tell my kids I'll add a few wisecracks, and explosions, and naked women.



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  • LEMMY

    He recently adressed the Welsh Assembly (which is like, sort of our governing body) on drugs, heroin specifically. He said it was the most horrible drug in existence, and the only one that had killed someone he personally knew. he said that the only option was to legalise it.

  • Lemmy

    I am convinced that Lemmy has a twin brother who works behind the bar at the Hope n Anchor in Islington. The likeness is so uncany it's terrifying!!

  • Were you on

    High St Ken? Because I used to work at a pub and he'd come in almost every night and pound the fruit machines..