Mark Morrison

"Yoooou liiiiiedd tooo meeeee" sobbed Mark Morrison to a nation in 'Return of the Mack'. Whilst these days he's somewhat of a running joke, Mark is actually in the history books, for his aforementioned whining number 1 single was indeed the first song by a black British solo artist ever to reach the top spot.

What's he up to these days? Well, having been in and out of prison even after becoming "famous" - his most comedic conviction was being sent down after getting someone else to do his community service for him - his comeback single is imminent, due April 2006. There, you've been warned.