I can't log in to my school internet thing to see my essay assignment, the whole reason I'm down here at the library on the internet. I'm going to fail. Please suggest alternative career options to anything that requires a degree/is decent.
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FUCKING HELL WRONG FORUM
I quit.
working is for people
who are too stupid to wrangle the benefit system.
Embrace the impending recession
where we can all not have jobs and our qualifications are replaced by our ability to implement our hunter- gatherer man skills..
bring it on!
the last recession gave us acid house. yay!
Move to Los Angeles and become a movie star
Many companies in the San Fernando Valley offer a fall back positions in porn if that doesn't work out.
In the meantime, practice this line: "Do you want soup or salad with your entree?"
And maybe see you on Perez Hilton(dot)com soon. Good luck. :)
Or, pick up the phone and call a mate for the assignment. Believe it or not, the world still turned before the internet came to be.
When they say "Soup"
you say "croutons?", 'kay?
album title?
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Brilliant idea.
The Happy Pepper Pots sophomore record.