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Being ambiguous?
Inconcise?
possibly
now solve it
go on, be my jim'll fix it
stick yer finger up yer bum and see how it feels
feels....confusing...
Hmmm.....
Shock therapy works for the 1950's era mentally ill.
I say give it a shot
I might try that
I think the 50s is MY era
i dedicated my hair to the 50s
Don't ya mean vice versa?
THINK ABOUT IT
And I may attitudes to women
I smell a sitcom called "In the hair and now". You and I are both time travelling hairdressers. We go to the 50s and I become a terrible mysgonyst and it's all really not a laughing matter. Curtain and credits.
sounds good
let's work on a first draft and start making our millions
ok
scene opens in a 50s diner
me: hey hunny bring me another cup of cwoafee
*tony enters through the door and shoots a double thumbs up*
tony: HEEEEEEEEEEEY!
*canned laughter*
me: HEY WHERE'S MY DAMN CWOAFEEE!? I AM GONNA MESS YOU UP BUDDY
tony: you have to understand that this kind of violence is not to me tolerated
*opening credits*
this is funny
especially because we'd both do and say these things*
*nb: this is not a promotion of misogyny, but it is pretty hilarious
I thought it said Lipster
I'm disappointed.
i still think "lipster" is a euphemism for a fanny
that would be poptimusgrime
:D
I'll be here all week!
i'm too tired.
something about checking out a hook
while my DJ revolves it?
are you pregnant
?
I hope so.
Otherwise my quest to create a tiger-human hybrid isn't going very well. What am I going to do with all that tiger semen I stole from the university? All that semen...