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  • wide as the Clyde

  • ...

    That's exactly what she's not, surely?

    A better one would be "the mother of two suckers".

  • well I lie sometimes and shes' not my mum

    • are you all liars though?

      i would like to meet this all liars fellow - sounds honest

      • ooooohhh

        Al Liars. Sorry I misread the pun.

  • is this like Queen Victoria and the haemophilia thing?

  • I thought her sons told the truth about stuff

    are ITV not being entirely straightforward with us, the viewers?

    • Ann Darwin is ITV's mum.

    • As im from the North East

      my local ITV studio (Tyne Tees) are loving this as they have something interesting to report on for a change(sigh). Apart from that dwarf who robs peoples houses through cat flaps of course.

      • :D

        why have i not heard about this dwarf before? that's the kind of thing you'd expect news reporters to say "we're gonna stay with this one all night if we have to!" about

        • The dwarf story

          actually made several tabloids today.

          • did they mention

            that he did his crimes drunk?

        • There was a dwarf thread on here earlier today.

      • Eh?

        Every time I keep the news on until the local bit it's always about babies that were really ill but aren't anymore! And only that!

  • The band?

    The plot thickens.

  • she's not my mother

  • Who's the father?

  • It's true.

    The slut.

  • billy jean is not my mother

    she's just the girl that told me i am the one.