I now have lots of gun and helicopter porn.
Things I now know:
1) Real men buy Turkish pistols. And by real men, I mean ostentatious drug kingpins and African dictators.
2) Pole dancers are an obvious, but effective way to sell grenade launchers and cluster bombs.
3) A big enough explosion caused by a big enough weapon will cause an erection.
I did some work for General Dynamics and Eurofighter today
explosive stuff.
smut and weaponary?
i am a fool to have missed this
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Seriously, what is your actual job?
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That's classified information.
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A disturbing, but true, reversal of cause and effect
*ELECTION
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