I was on the tube this morning and I heard a man quite clearly speaking to his wife and son with two voices. Not consecutively, but simultaneously, in harmony, like the voice of a futuristic computer. To tell the truth it could have been more than two, it was hard to tell. He was from somewhere unspecified on continental Europe, where people are kind of overweight and wear glasses with tiny lenses and breathable waterproofs as their normal coats.
Is this a standard thing?

hahahah
OMG HOW DARE YOU SLAG OFF ONE COUNTRY WITH STEREOTYPES OMG OMG
I like the idea of having two voices though. You could be a one-man choir, or something.
How many people do you need for a choir?
not sure
one person is a singer
two people are a duet
three people are a trio
four people four-piece
five are a quintet
6, I think it's 6.
four is a quartet
shirley?
sextet
you forgot piet by the way
That's a sextet.
Which is also an old Norfolk word for what daddy does to mummy to make babies.
*brother does to sister
7 then
F.F.S. What am I? Mr Word-man?
Can you not think of a more catchy sobriquet?
No
It's either "Mr Word-Man" or "Captain Thesaurus-Face"
or more accurately in Norfolk
what brother does to sister to make babies surely ?
So you'd need 6 different voices?
That rules Rory Bremner out then
^^ See that, Rory?
Zing, motherfucker!
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/lastchoirstanding/questions/question10.shtml
Do you spend a lot of time on that site?
I hope so.
One of our subs was on Last Choir Standing
He's in the London Bulgarian Choir, despite not being Bulgarian.
WTF
http://www.bbc.co.uk/lastchoirstanding/img/common/blq-main-bg.jpg
Pin-head Knowles.
I love Klass' face in that picture.
Like she's pulling a 'Nice one Knowles you chump! Durrrrr!' face. Good stuff.
he was probably from albania
weird shit goes on there
See
THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOsGvs1FZDs
and THIS:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throat_singing